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Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I’m the captain of the gravy train!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh no, you just shanked my Jenga ship!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Let's sing a song of Pennzoil.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I'm a song from the 60s.