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[–] [email protected] 50 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Oblivion on the left, Skyrim on the right.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Both is achievable in Oblivion, the perfect game.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago

Adjusts the sliders in the character creation menu

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It would never work, they could never even look each other in the eyes.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"Helloooo! My eyes are out here."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Hammerhead FTW

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

As a kid, I always thought im weird or something, because I never seemed to be able to look someone in both eyes simultaneously, so this phrase always confused me 😅

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Then they would be a perfectly average, unremarkable looking person.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Well, except for the tail...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

36! But last year I had 37!

[–] brbposting 5 points 7 months ago
[–] threelonmusketeers 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Wait, is that actually Harry Melling?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Her eyes are spaced one eye width apart, which is considered normal. She just has really large, angular eyes.

[–] Corkyskog 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Does anyone know if Taylor swift did something to her eyes? I don't really follow her, but the wife had her tour playing on the TV and something just seems off about them. Like they almost seem too far apart, but that's not quite it either.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

She wears heavy mascara which accentuates her eye shape, and she wears the Egyptian style tails at the outside edges of her eyes which can make them appear wider, or farther apart. As far as I know she hasn't had any surgery. She looks more or less like she did when she was a teenager. She is a very pretty woman.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago
[–] VicksVaporBBQrub 5 points 7 months ago

Can a kid inherit one left eye from mom and one right eye from dad? Can a flounder fish sort of thing happen with stacked eyes? Or a mega eye? Would nearsightedness and farsightedness vision cancel each other out? Will Apple refund their money without asking for a reason or the receipt if they purchased VR goggles and it didn't work?
Just curious.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

She got that Innsmouth look going on

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Over contoured

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Well…. Aside from the massive forehead.