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[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"Let me in. Trust me, I'm a fairy"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's precisely what the fae would sae!

[–] vaultdweller013 4 points 8 months ago

Okay but what if I want to set a peasant boy on fire and then kick him into a barn just to see what happens?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh fuck me, not Jeff Goldblum again

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I see no rotten apple stuck on his back.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Kids pack your stuff, I'm burning the house down.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

"Funny shoes"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Hello. Would you like to know more about what happens after you die?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

this thing gave me chills

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

"Of cause I know him, it's me"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Shortly after future trunks realizes his time machine is already here.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

It's da moff man y'all