All fun and games until you find a set of stairs, rough ground, or a steep hill
this post was submitted on 10 Apr 2024
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Well, don't make the ground lumpy then. He built everything after all right.
Then how will we chase our prey off cliffs
We wouldn't have invented stairs if everyone had wheels for legs. We would be using ramps.
Are you telling me god couldn't create our wheels to be all-terrain?
"This is the circle of hell for people who depicted god as a soyjak". Dante looks upon it in horror.
I like the idea that anon ends up in hell for this and he's down their next to all the flames and shit and some mass murderer tyrant is like "what are you in for?" and he's just there because of this stupid fucking meme. I hope hell has enough capacity since they may as well just close up shop in heaven.
in his Hell, he will have extremely high tech wheels for legs, and all the food will be in trees
He would have to build roads too, but I don't see why he couldn't do that. Actually he could have created all of modern technology from the start, but didn't.
In his hell he'll have wheels for legs and everywhere he goes will have stairs.
Or even worse, his wheels will be those of a skateboard and there are pebbles everywhere.
He could have made it so we can fly and didn't need to eat to survive.
You just have to picture your legs as spokes in invisible wheels.
Ok explain to me how a biological "wheel" would work