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[–] [email protected] 106 points 7 months ago

"This isn't about me, so it is literally meaningless."

  • every narcissist, daily
[–] [email protected] 56 points 7 months ago (4 children)

We should give a famous painter a show where we don't allow them to paint, just ask for their unqualified opinions on literally anything.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 7 months ago

If only we could do this while they eat increasingly spicier sauces as the interview continues.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Why restrict ourselves to painters? Just have random people give their view. We could call it the view. It emphasises their opinion is what matters.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It could be literally anybody, the only requirement is we do not allow them to do the thing they actually are good at.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

On today's episode we have the world's greatest yo-yo champion and we're going to ask them what they think about Entanglement formation in continuous-variable random quantum networks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Lol, I was having a joke about the fact we already do this with shows like the view.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

You know, I haven't had a TV connected to cable or antenna since I was 18, so for the last 15 years I kinda just memory holed the existence of the view.

I did not make the connection and now feel stupid haha.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Ja Rule can be the host of the show! I think you've got a hit TV idea here.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Preventing painters from painting and letting these exact art-depraved artists express their opinions on things is a bad idea. That's Literally Hitler's origin story.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

At the end of each episode we will allow them to paint... IF... Enough of the studio audience votes for it.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago (1 children)

He was a tough nut to crack.

"Computers are useless, they can only give you answers." - also Picasso.

But he was an artist. Technology was just a tool for him to make art, nothing more. I'm sure if you'd shown him an iPad with a modern sketching program on it hooked up to a dye-sub printer, he would have been at least a little intrigued. He might have disregarded it as a toy, but he also might have worked with a new medium to see what he could do.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (3 children)

What if we show him Nazi furry inflation porn tho.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That seems specific on a personal level.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

YOU SEEM SPECIFIC ON A PERSONAL LEVEL

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Becareful guys, this one is allcaps. No lowercasings.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

"It means nothing to me. I have no opinion about it, and I don't care. My computer was hacked."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Huh. I don't recall him... her..? It being inflated, but then again I've only seen the abridged version... eh, time for a rewatch, I guess... 🤷‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The moon landing was 1969, less than four years before Picasso would die at the age of 91.

I'm absolutely not surprised that he didn't care, I don't think the actual consequences / effects of the moon landing would have been readily available for Picasso to grasp (or many other people at the time).

Plus, at that age, nobody gives a fuck about anything anyway.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

I asked my 101-year-old grandma what her favourite part about the last 100 years was, and she said "my cats". Iconic.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Yeah. At the time, the moon landing was about a dick measuring contest with Russia. I imagine Picasso saw it as just that.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago

Didn’t Picasso suffer from serious depression? This sounds pretty spot on for someone who does.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Why do we care about what Picasso thinks?

[–] [email protected] 55 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don't. His opinion means nothing to me

[–] ciapatri 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

I just wanted to make it known that I have no opinion on his non-opinion.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

I have no strong feelings one way or the other

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

If I don't survive, tell my wife "hello."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Tough to change his perspective

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

That just shows that the guy was really full of himself.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Read about his relationship with Matisse. It tells you a lot about what he was like.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but what does Ja Rule think?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Where’s Ja?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I wonder what would be his opinion on his art selling for millions of dollars after his death.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

"That's some bullshit!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Makes me wonder what Diogenes would've said.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This thread and whoever wrote that article feels more like we're forcing people to like what we like, awe at what we awe, else we will reject them.

that's tribalism.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm hardly the first person who thought Picasso might have been a narcissist. Did you know much about him?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don't, and i don't really care nor mind what he think, and that's the point. I don't care what he think, i don't care what he feels about the moon landing, heck, i don't really care about what you think about him, because i can let people have their own opinion instead of trying to gatekeep thought.

You know what a narcissist will do when asked about moonlanding where they don't really care? They will agree that it's the greatest achievement of all time despite not care a bit, because narcissist will insert themselves and their opinion into everything.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Truly you have a dizzying intellect.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Wait till I get going!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You can do better than mere insult.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

You kidding? If I was any good at my job I'd be doing that instead