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submitted 6 months ago by 0x4E4F to c/funny
 
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (2 children)

The last guy just disappeared, didn't even invoice us.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

This is why you ask in the interview why they have this position to fill.

[–] 0x4E4F 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Yeah if startrek is anything to go by, the disintegration step is far simpler than the reintegration step

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I'm sure he's just stuck in the buffer

[–] 0x4E4F 2 points 6 months ago

I sincerly hope he's in a better place 🥹.

Meanwhile, on planet Lava Giants...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

“We fired the last guy because he kept spraying painting his shoes at the work site”

[–] ZombiFrancis 4 points 6 months ago

Because I'm Homer--

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

😂 The last guy is dead