How are we supposed to kiss when I don't even know what Linux distro you run
this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2024
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Be careful with girls who try to go all the way to kissing in the first few months.
Or even holding hands.
Such lewd language.
agreed, the distro choice is a key factor for the KISS principle
distro choice is THE key factor
Windows and macos distros
This post makes a sweeping assumption Linux users would have women flirt with them.
Of course they have! Other linux users after transition, namely!
Most probably Arch users.
Sweeping with a HUGE broom
This meme format is fantastic
One is measurable, the other is guesswork.
Apparently, it's "obvious to everyone, except you [me]"... or at least that's what my wife tells me.
A library running .2s slower will get flagged by your perf testers and you’ll need to get escalated approval to release your changes. It will be a pain.
And then eventually you will figure out it was a plot for a world-domination level backdoor, ha.
And yet you'll still be single.
Do you really think such mastery would be possible with the influence of a woman? Those heroes chose solitude for the rest of us. Praised be our virgins!
Wasn't it 0.5s?
And would you call SSH a library?
It's a component of a larger system.
what is a "girl"?
A guy with cat ears.
Sounds good. Where can I get one?
A library, perhaps...?
Can't find libgirl.so
They probably mean gir1.2
they used to be quite common, but nowadays you need to compile them yourself with the "replace-testosterone" patch. It's also recommended to use the "cat-ears" patch, and, if you can, also the "cat-tail" patch, but that isn't necesarily required to get it working.
My wife gets so mad at me when I don’t know why she walks up and takes my arm when a lady’s talking to me 😆
Get a load of this guy - he's got ladies just coming up and talking to him.
On occasion… I don’t leave the house enough for it to be common lol
Wrong. Always getting more false positive than false negatives