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I honestly don’t remember Barbie saying patriarchy even once. Ken says he likes patriarchy a lot, and that modern man is doing it wrong. But I don’t recall a line from Barbie with any variant of the word “patriarchy” in it.

It’s almost as if Elon hasn’t seen the movie but is jumping on the stupid wagon.

Crazy, it's almost like that's one of the things the movie was about.

TIL Elon is a lightweight drinker. Weird flex, but okay.

Meanwhile, in the alien spaceship deployed to study our extinction:

• And how are they responding to the heat waves, freak storms, wars and famine? What strategies are they employing?

• They seem to be arguing about something called Barbenheimer while throwing more resources than ever at the people who got them in this mess.

• Hmmm interesting

L Ron Musk needs to hit that almond diet to address his gynocanine supraclavicular lipoma, cuz he got a bitchy fat head.

OMG, Elron doesn't like Barbie! That will surely change a lot of minds

I'm pretty sure I can survive 5 shots. I've never tried that, though.

Ben Shapiro got even more upset about the movie. He made two long videos about it.

x-creets? Is that what tweets are being called now? or just the elongated moskowrat's tweets?

seems fitting.