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[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Ohh, what mighty big ears you got there, mr ware-ferengi-wolf.

[–] Goldmage263 7 points 7 months ago

Simple flattery will not get you a discount.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Lf WW bite plz will pay gold

[–] Goldmage263 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

He will only bite people that have a degree in business or economics.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'll take a ⟈҉̸҉̇҉̛҉̀҉͑҉̇҉͝҉͑҉͍҉͕҉ͅ҉͓҉̘҉̨҉⟣҉̶҉̈҉̃҉̔҉̕҉̆҉͚҉̝҉̦҉̞҉⟢҉̸҉͝҉ͅ҉͍҉⟥҉̶҉̀҉̅҉̃҉̇҉̓҉̊҉̄҉̏҉̗҉̤҉̨҉̡҉⟤҉̶҉̑҉̈҉̏҉͔҉⟖҉̶҉͋҉̄҉̏҉͊҉̑҉ͅ҉͓҉̳҉̹҉͙҉̼҉ͅ҉̠҉̰҉⟒҉̸҉͐҉̐҉͐҉͂҉́҉͐҉͘҉͒҉̕҉̜҉͔҉̟҉⟒҉̴҉͐҉ͅ҉̱҉̣҉̖҉̺҉̪҉̜҉⟅҉̸҉̉҉̀҉̜҉⟁҉̸҉̍҉̝҉̳҉̣҉̭҉̩҉⟃҉̸҉̍҉̀҉͌҉͚҉̧҉̗҉̘҉͇҉, please and thank you.

[–] Goldmage263 3 points 7 months ago

Would you like that in grape or inside out cube?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Goldmage263 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's enough to rent this one for a week. If he likes you, he'll stick around.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

He is perfect <3

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Goldmage263 2 points 7 months ago

That'll be one vote pls

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry but I am adamantly anti-furry.

[–] Goldmage263 1 points 7 months ago

Good luck getting better quality for price with the dwarves or, gods forbid, kobolds.