this post was submitted on 05 Apr 2024
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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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What if aliens caused inflation by stealing small amounts of cocoa beans from lakeside resorts?

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago

Your shower needs more airflow

[–] southsamurai 19 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Is this a shower thought, or a "damn I'm high, why am I naked in the yard while it's raining, while shoving a loofah up my ass" thought?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like a good time to me

[–] southsamurai 3 points 5 months ago

That's when I get my best ideas. And a clean colon.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

The latter, but its also raining.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

You need to see the new Wily Wonka movie. (Probably a 7/10 movie, good songs, kind of bad plot but enjoyable)

But yeah, stealing Cocoa beans from Oompa-Loompas is a big plot point. And... Oompa Loompas stealing it back is also a thing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm prepared for the fires but I liked it better than Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Gene wilder is amazing, but that original movie was just fine. The newer one feels more like the book

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Was this shower thought brought to us by AI? Alien Intelligence?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

What lakeside resorts have cocoa beans?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I don't know what you're having, but I want some!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

The arrogant bastards!