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Egg Rule (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 166 points 3 months ago

Who names their chicken Bessie? Everyone knows Bessie is a cow's name.

[-] [email protected] 86 points 3 months ago

You know that, I know that, but I don't think the chicken will question it.

[-] [email protected] 52 points 3 months ago

Henrietta is right there

[-] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago

Cow eggs are much tastier than chicken eggs anyways.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

I believe the proper term for cow eggs is "prairie oysters"..

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

What if ... the chicken was adopted by a cow?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

And what if they were both brown?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 63 points 3 months ago

Suburbanite in a proper suburb: "Come child, walk with me to the corner store to pick up some eggs."

[-] [email protected] 50 points 3 months ago

I see that as the european version.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

I was debating with myself if I should say that. But I thought I shouldn't exclude third world countries.

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[-] akilou 25 points 3 months ago

The distinction here is not "suburb and non-suburb", it's "car-dependent suburb and non-car-dependent suburb" the large large majority are the former.

https://youtu.be/MWsGBRdK2N0?si=L7Jz-SvZS_xkahyG

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

This was definitely something I didn't realize was a thing until I moved into a far more non-car dependent suburb. I grew up in suburban sprawl so bad it would literally take you half an hour to foot just to leave the neighborhood. It's not nearly as good as some of the places I've stayed in Europe, but it was eye opening to say the least.

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[-] CaptDust 24 points 3 months ago

Stay close child, there is no sidewalk and car traffic is moving at 35mph

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

I'm in a rural town in the USA and I have all these options available. 5 minutes away from grocery stores and restaurants, fresh produce and eggs growing in my own backyard. Room for my kids and pets to roam and no HOA and even low amounts of traffic to deal with.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

My suburb is within walking distance of a big grocery store. I have a wagon I take with me for big orders. Sometimes I see a bunny.

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[-] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

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egg

Was not expecting something about literal eggs.

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[-] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

USA moment in the middle

[-] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago

Suburbs should not exist. I get Urban, i get rural, but there is absolutely nothing justifying suburban.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

When rural community populations increase, should we advocate for euthanasia or forced relocation?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That's not how suburbs happen. That's how small towns happen. Not the same thing. Small towns can be cool.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Living within 30 minutes of my job in the city costs $3,000/month in rent for a 800sf apartment. Living within walking distance would cost $4,000 if I could even find anything to rent.

Living an hour away costs $750/month in rent for a 1200sf trailer. My car note is $450/month and I spend about $300/month on gasoline on average. All in my rent, vehicle, and gas is half the cost of just the rent in the city.

Yeah - there's an extra hour lost every day to the drive, but the savings comes out to around $75/hr for that commute. And I have the freedom to travel anywhere I want with my vehicle on top of that.

So yeah, I live suburban and fuck anyone who criticizes me for making that sensible economic decision.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I don't criticize you at all.

But that is a urban planning problem. Because they didn't build enough housing and public transportation.

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[-] PiJiNWiNg 9 points 3 months ago

Sure, there are inconveniences with living in the suburbs, but there are some positives. A dollar typically goes further than in the city, meaning more space for gardening, hobbies, kids, etc. You get to have neighbors without literally living on top of eachother. Usually more quiet then urban settings,etc.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I mean if you get urban and rural, what's there not to get about the suburbs? It's the best and worst of both. More open lands and less congestion but also rush hour sucks and people suck at driving. It's far to go get something, but car rides with buddies is its own fun.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

It's not the best of both though, it just the worst of both.

The best of both are small towns along railways, with a dense core with some amenities surrounded by decreasing density until it quickly becomes pure countryside, and thanks to the station it's easy to get to and from the big city.

And if you only want rural surroundings you can have train halts basically in the middle of nowhere, there's a couple like that in my region and it's absolutely delightful.

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I've been an urban pedestrian/cyclist all my life. Unfortunately I chose a career path that means I now have to work far from a city. I just failed my driving test. I don't even want to drive. I fucking hate this so much.

[-] wander1236 23 points 3 months ago

What if I'm a rural non-farmer?

[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

Then you will die, eventually

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Trade with your neighbors.

[-] akilou 7 points 3 months ago

You don't have to be a farmer to have chickens. Get chickens

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

me, being broke/cheap/lazy: repeats recipe search adding keyword "eggless"

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

...do you know how crowded Costco is on Sundays.

As a German: I hate you.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

your chicken hasn't laid an egg? go ask your neighbor! They'll probably have some.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

I live in suburbia in the US and I can walk to 3 different grocery stores from my house. If I go to the warehouse store, I will drive. Between telework, walking, and avoiding unnecessary trips to various places, I try to drive less than 1 mile per day.

Density kinda sucks to live in, but we can all make more effort to waste less energy.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Blood is a good replacement for eggs in recipe. Use like 4 tablespoons per egg you'd have used in your recipe.

[-] Patches 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Instructions unclear: I grabbed 4 tablespoons like you said but it won't stop. Oh God it's everywhere, and it hurts so bad. Halp.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Suburbanite should ideally go to their backyard garden/ chicken coop

[-] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

And then the HOA puts a lien on your home for refusing to get rid of your chickens.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Death to HOAs.

I still rent, unfortunately, (southern California) but at least my neighborhood doesn’t have an HOA. Those suburban sprawl super sterile neighborhoods like I grew up in in another state are just not at all attractive to live in.

I have a pretty large garden and sometime this year will have a chicken coop, as it’s allowed here as long as no roosters. Also just bought a greenhouse kit. Eating your own food is incredible.

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[-] hector 9 points 3 months ago

In Europe at least it is super hard to afford rent inside the centre of a big city. But yeah being a “walking pedestrian” is soooo cool.

And you can actually do it in the urban suburbs :) but in Paris for example, the cost of living is so high in the suburbs and the center.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Who can even afford living in a city or on the country side? City is too expensive, and country side is cheap but there are no jobs. If you wanna have some kind of a decent-sized place for a family with kids, suburbia is a must unless you are somehow rich. Or happen to have a job that exists in the country side.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Only because the zoning laws suck and you have a missing middle.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I guess if you live on a farm or walk to the grocery store, you don't have an internal monologue?

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

The suburbanite's monologue definitely isn't internal.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

you need eggs for dinner

Do you, though? I've swapped which nights I'm making which dinners so I can pick up missing ingredients on a day I'm going out anyway.

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