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I'll choose 3, 5, and 7.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Let's see...

  • Water is my favourite drink - check
  • I don't sleep - check
  • I'm a master pizza chef - check...a bit
  • Don't you touch my hairyness!

Sooo, here's my choice:

  • talk with cats
  • ears and tail
  • 20 dollars
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

These all seem like a monkey's paw situation

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

All teh B's: Blue, Brown, Black. Runners up: Ketchup and Mustard.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I can already talk with cats, they don't answer tho

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Green, purple, brown. I don't really like to cook, but pizza has a lot of variations so that would be nice. Talking to cats would just be kinda cool, and $20 is $20. I'm ace, prefer water, and have estrogen 3 of them would be a total waste, and the others just aren't my thing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

All these dumb gimmicks then a no sleep pill lol I know my choice

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

yellow, black, and green

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Cyan, yellow, green. Let me sleep but fuck let me be rid of this damn hair

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Black, blue, and either red or brown. Maybe red higher. Pink I already have.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Water tastes like Mt Dew to you? Neat.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm just going to pick 4 because water already is my favorite drink

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

2, 3 and 8.

Pill 9 feels more like a curse honestly, imagine not having a single moment of rest ever.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Pink Brown and Black. No question

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

That middle row looks perfect.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Pink blue black easily

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Clarification on the blue pill: Will I be able to tell that someone is attracted to me? Or will that still be a mystery?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Well, you know it when you find them attractive. The only blank spots are when you're not attracted to them and why bother with those people (/s).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

That wouldn't work for me, though. If I know the only reason they're attracted to me is because I'm attracted to them it won't be genuine, and then I wouldn't be attracted to them anymore.

It's why I don't like strip clubs and wouldn't hire a sex worker.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

1 3 9, water is already my favourite drink :p

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

You want hairless ears and tail? I don't think those two pills should go together.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

5, 7, 9 (blue, pink, black)

This is an excellent one, BTW, because I think "obviously," and then read other people's and think "wtf? Really??"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

5, 7, and 9 would be my choices if I wasn't married. I guess I would probably still pick 7, just so I can be confident my wife likes the way I look.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Attractive, pizza, sleep

[–] TheRealLinga 2 points 8 months ago

1, 8, 9, for show

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

3x purple. They probably stack and will earn me world wide renown and fame.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Two times green and one black please

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Brown, blue and pink. I was tempted about that dark green pill for a while, but settled for the pink one.

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam 2 points 8 months ago

3, 5, and 9. I don't want to switch back to oral estrogen, injections are working much better for me.

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