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Loveland, CO - Certified McMansion™ (i.redd.it)
submitted 11 months ago by notexecutive to c/mcmansionhell
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It's quite... cheap looking, despite how big it is. The essence of a mcmansion really.

Here's the listing

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[-] pugsnroses77 6 points 11 months ago

its the 4 garages for me thats embarassing

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I would kill for that much garage space in something less generic looking.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I live in a sort of wealthy area and this guy has a barn with his Ferraris in it. Barn definitely looks pretty good too.

[-] pugsnroses77 2 points 11 months ago

id absolutely adore all the workspace itd open up but the house just looks atrocious the way theyre set up

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Laminate flooring, boring carpeting, home depot tiles, backsplashes and cabinets... 1.8 million doesn't give you a lot.

[-] eestileib 5 points 11 months ago

It looks like an extended stay hotel.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Looks like it's made of card.

A house of cards, if you will.

[-] meldroc 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Oh yeah, that flat beige stucco facade - gets him extra soullessness points!

[-] Noteleks 4 points 11 months ago

This whole area of Colorado is new, cheaply built McMansions for 500-800k with nothing to justify it.

[-] Radium 4 points 11 months ago

I a part of the state that has no real redeeming value other than the fact that is close to Boulder and Denver.

It’s also full of a fun mashup of the worst people. The tech bros who think Boulder is too liberal and want something rural and the rural folks who have lived there forever and hate everyone from the cities

[-] pastermil 4 points 11 months ago

Who would buy this?

[-] Radium 4 points 11 months ago

Even better, they custom built this which means they actively chose it. They are mock-ups of this exact same angle and thought “yeah, that looks fantastic!”

[-] weirdwallace75 -2 points 11 months ago

Oh no, people other than the Old Money families have some money now! Horrible!

[-] notexecutive 7 points 11 months ago

It doesnt matter who you are:

Bad taste and terrible design are universal!

[-] weirdwallace75 0 points 11 months ago

And that house's design is no worse than any other house's design.

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