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submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

True story.

My son had a physical therapy appointment and a tutoring appointment yesterday I was taking him to. In between appointments, he asked if we could go to the food court at the nearby mall for shawarma.

I said, "Sure, but we don't want to eat there too often. We have to be careful of mall nutrition."

Not understanding he said "Yeah, it's probably not very good for you. But it does have lots of protein!"

I said "Yeah, but we don't want to end up mall nourished."

Then he got it.

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[-] [email protected] 61 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

Ok wrap it up guys, puns over

[-] _haha_oh_wow_ 23 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago
[-] _haha_oh_wow_ 9 points 3 months ago

Yeah but I guess at the end of the day it's nan of our business.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago
[-] _haha_oh_wow_ 4 points 3 months ago

That harissament was uncalled for.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I can't tzatziki much more of this!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

You really went out on a lamb with that pun.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

I’m glad Lemmy doesn’t have gold, but I wish I had something more to give for this.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

You could always hummos a tune!

[-] _haha_oh_wow_ 1 points 3 months ago

That would be tabbouleh cool!

[-] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago

With all that food for thought, your son might be full before getting to the food court!

[-] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago

I can picture the shit-eating grin on your face when you delivered that line, and it's glorious.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I appoint you King of the Food Court

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

koobideh while you're ahead.

[-] clay_pidgin 1 points 3 months ago

Great work, Dad!

this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2024
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