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[–] [email protected] 54 points 8 months ago (4 children)

What's that you say? You like it burnt to charcoal on the outside but somehow still undercooked on the inside? I got you bud πŸ‘

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

Rub the burger on the unlit charcoal then hand it to him

[–] Bakkoda 8 points 8 months ago

Ah the old "I set my grill to high and cook everything the same" Burger. My fav.

[–] prole 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Gotta use indirect heat, bruh. Get a char on the outside if that's your thing, then low and slow on indirect heat. Don't press down on the patties.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Oh wow really, I just push it straight against hot coals

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

This is what happens when you cook meat straight out of the fridge

[–] [email protected] 39 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

The trick is to then, when serving, ask one person "oh you wanted [THEIR PREFERENCE], right?" and take that patty away and swap it with any other patty.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

A master of psychological warfare, I see.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I like mine well done.

Wrong.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] Willy 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

we politely, but firmly, ask them to leave.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I joke about this a lot, but I don't really care what someone else's preference is for doneness.

I will let them know I just don't trust myself to do anything over medium-ish on a steak without drying it out because it's just not something I have experience with.

[–] prole 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I was under the impression that it's the laws of physics that makes anything over medium-ish dry.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Theoretically there are ways to cook a ribeye to well done without it drying out. I don't know what that is. I've been smoking and reverse searing to medium rare lately and I'm wondering if that would work. However, I'm not willing to test for the next couple of years until the price of beef comes down.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You could do a sous vide then sear to get whatever temperature you want and I doubt it would dry out much if at all

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I personally prefer medium-rare, but if you want a grey ("well" done) steak that is moist, sous-vide is the way to do it. Reverse sear is great for medium, maybe even medium-well, but you have to introduce a moisture barrier (like the sous-vide bag) to keep the moisture in the steak as you cross higher temperatures. The physics of a oven, grill, griddle, or microwave just don't get you moisture and heat at the same time.

The physics might work for pressure cooking.

I doubt a pastry shell ("Wellington") would be enough of a moisture barrier, but not sure.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

A cow died for that steak after all.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

For steak, I absolutely agree. For a burger, unless I trust the person, saw them hand grind it (not pre ground from the store), and I know they're good with food prep, I'm getting it medium/well.