this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2024
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[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I can never not think of that short wave of Nancy Reagan throat goat memes a few years back

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago

Blowies so good they caused brain damage.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

I have now added "throat-game" to my vocabulary.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] dream_weasel 11 points 5 months ago

Every mothers day deserves a mother's night!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It's a time-tested hack though. We do spray chloraseptic down our throats to make cocks easier to handle

[–] Freshfrozenplasma 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You can also use benzocaine spray, works a hell of alot better than phenol. ...I heard from a friend.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Ahh thanks for the tip

(Sure unintentional pun intended)

But wait a minute, does benzocaine numb the penis too? We don't want to numb the penis.

Is benzocaine only available via prescription?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

When you wanna give a 3 hour blowjob his delayed ejaculation is a positive side effect.

[–] Freshfrozenplasma 2 points 5 months ago

Numbs anything it comes into contact with I imagine, and no. Vicks even has a benzocaine throat soray, which saves my ass during the spring pollen-pocalypse

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I am ashamed to admit I have never tried this, and just learned to throat the hard way. :/

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Oh for sure I agree I am the same. I think I only tried chloraseptic once or twice. More trouble than it's worth honestly. Nothing can come between my throat's lust for 🍆

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Verbally roast your teammate like a real gamer!