Idk anything about chess strategy but I don’t see why saying your race is relevant to this

Google Paris in 1789

Ignore their reasonable critiques of your recent royal decisions and instead insist that you aren't backing down, even if the pawns are setting the chess board on fire and leaving the game. Start praising other kings to make yourself look good b by association.

Hi Spez, my advice is to hold off for a while on that IPO.

google horde chess

Pay some pawns money or other incentives to stay in place and not move forward. Then you can easily take care of the smaller portion of pawns that do get ahead. Plus you also sow discord among the pawns and divide them between sellouts and otherwise

-Promote bishop to king

-Send him to pawns

-Say that everything is his fault

Just hire some "counter-intelligence" chess-pieces to destroy their movement from the inside!

I genuinely wonder if it's winnable for white.

Edit: I just found the existence of the "Horde Variant", which seems kind of worse? See https://lichess.org/variant/horde

Import white pawns across from the other tables, arm them with shields and force move black pawns out on the north side.

Tell them the pawns on row 8 are the cause of all their problems.

If you’re in the US, call the police.

Google no pasaran

Defederate from those lunatics.

Google Dunsany's chess

i love being white

How does en passant work here?

google 'Stolypin's necktie'

Google en MursDesFédérant

Teleport behind them

@itszednotzee castle left, create a corridor to back rank for one rook via the a file.

Kill them all.

Concede