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[–] [email protected] 103 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Seeing as the plant kept the flower and ditched the leaf. I conclude that plants also prefer sex over food.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 8 months ago (2 children)

There are insects who enter their adult stage with no mouth. They are here to fuck then starve.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Isn’t the Luna moth one

I think it’s the one that doesn’t have a digestive system tho

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Cicadas too

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

How do they grow so big though?

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

How do they get the energy to grow eggs and stuff?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Store all the food they need (until they can fuck) when they could eat in their juvenile form.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

New kink unlocked

[–] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago

st'amen

[–] [email protected] 53 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The flower would go first.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This was my first thought. abscisic acid.

Also if a plant has a head, the head is in the soil, not the air.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's its dick waving around up there.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Also it's vagina and uterus

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

EAT THE PETALS

[–] p1mrx 2 points 8 months ago

[–] [email protected] 42 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Not a scientist, but that don’t look too scientific.

[–] [email protected] 89 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Biologist here. Can confirm, that's exactly how it happens. No need to look into plant physiology textbooks.

I repeat: do not look for plant physiology textbooks. Do. Not. Please. Please while you can. Do not.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Wondering if you say this in order to protect others from the pain/horror of learning it, or to protect some deep conspiratory secret. Maybe I'll just open a textbook and find out...

[–] [email protected] 35 points 8 months ago (2 children)

It's been half an hour and we haven't heard back. We can only assume the worst ...

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Rest in pieces, NeatNi, you'll be forever remembered for your bravery.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What is the worst that could happen. Will also try itttttttarghhgg I'M DYING🖐️

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The leaves continue to fall

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

All in all, just another leaf on the wall

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

But is it because NeatNit is too happy to even remember to come back or is it because he's gone for good?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago

Fucker trying to trick us into learning shit by making it taboo.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Is this one of their earlier comics, the lines are more wobbly