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But I am le tired (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago

When God gives you lemons, you FIND. A. NEW. GOD.

GODBERRY! King of the juice!

Also...

Who's chair is that? Not my chair, not my problem.

Or...

We're going to Candy Mountain, Charlie!

Damn, there are a lot.

[–] UrPartnerInCrime 26 points 8 months ago (3 children)

My SPOON is too big!

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Cat. I'm a kittycat.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"Gandalf the Grey, and..."

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Gandalf the White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You can't break those cuffs

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Drinking out of cups.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! You violated MY MOTHER

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Porkchop sandwiches!

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (7 children)

From a what?

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[–] tquid 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

snooPINGAS usual, I see

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (3 children)

SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER! ~shunnnn...~

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (3 children)

HERE COMES DR TRAN

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

HOW IS BABBY FORMED

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Anyone else remember YTMND?

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Hey Papa Smurf can I lick yo ass?

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I went up to this thug gangster.and he was like Yo Motherfucker Weeeeeeeeeeeeee

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[–] greaprr 18 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Gee it sure is boring around here

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Badger badger badger badger.

Et c.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Kilroy was here

Real g's will know what's up

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I would say to them, "you want ice cream cone?" both of them say yes.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

D is for lisdexia

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