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[–] [email protected] 128 points 8 months ago (7 children)

Charlie...come to candy mountain

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago

Shun the nonbeliever!

Shuuuuuuunnnnn!!!!

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[–] [email protected] 108 points 8 months ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago

My anus is bleeding!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My Anus isbleeding

My Anus. is bleeding!

For the love of God and all that is holy! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

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[–] [email protected] 96 points 8 months ago (6 children)

Not just Millennials. That title set me off as a Gen-X.

Before the internet the most common quote bomb was any Monty Python line...and to their credit, that is still active and effective.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago (3 children)

my boomer parents could do half the 'spam spam spam and spam' routine if anyone said spam.

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[–] [email protected] 95 points 8 months ago (1 children)

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY

[–] [email protected] 94 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Or earlier.

All your base are belong to us.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Someone set up us the bomb!

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[–] [email protected] 88 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (5 children)

The hobbits the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits
To Isengard! To Isengard!

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Well, zen take a nap. THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES!

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 8 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 65 points 8 months ago (2 children)

i LiKe RuStY SpOoNs... I lIKe To ToUcH tHeM....

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 64 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't even know what a ytp is and I was terminally online from 2000 to 2013

[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago (11 children)

Apparently YouTube Poop. I know YouTube Poop but I never ever heard anybody call it ytp

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 8 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 52 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana phone.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 8 months ago (13 children)

I have so many off these from funnyjunk, NewGrounds, eBaumsworld, and a half dozen other websites i have forgotten the name of from 20 years ago. The Llama song, Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, Do you like Waffles?, Schfifty Five, Cows With Guns.

That's all stuff from before i started using YouTube so heavily. It used to be that YouTube was just where i woukd watch Halo videos like RvB, Machinima, or Matchmaking.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 8 months ago (7 children)

I have so many off these from funnyjunk, NewGrounds, eBaumsworld, and a half dozen other websites i have forgotten the name of from 20 years ago.

Back when the internet felt like an endless sea of small random websites to discover. I know it was unpolished as hell, but I miss that compared to everything being on the same handful of corporate-samey sites.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 48 points 8 months ago

Well have a nap... THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!!!

[–] [email protected] 44 points 8 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 8 months ago (4 children)

YTP? I am a bad millenial.
All i got is YouTube Playlist?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)

YouTube Poop, they were video mashups that were quite often brain meltingly dumb, but funny AF.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 8 months ago

Fine then take a nap

THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!

[–] [email protected] 43 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I had to google that too. The date range they gave would include a lot of pre-youtube stuff, so I assume they're either misattributing early internet videos to youtube, or they're young and this is their experience with millennials (and they just assume it came from youtube because it's always been around for them).

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 8 months ago

I tried to explain "all your base" to a 20 year old coworker the other day... I felt sooo old when I realized it was older than they were.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 8 months ago (3 children)

This is the ultimate showdown

But actually for YTP quotes. "Gay Luigi?"

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (9 children)

If I may be pedantic for a second, The End of the World was originally from albinoblacksheep. YTPs came much later 🤓

Now for a tiny subset of my trigger phrases:

"Don't forget your umbrella!"

"Tomorrow I'll-”

"If that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's too bad!"

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago (1 children)

YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago (6 children)

I am feeling fat... and sassy.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 8 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I am a millennial that was very online during those years and I have no idea what the hell any of y'all are talking about.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (11 children)

Do Gen Z and younger know about The Room? If it were lost to time I think that it would tear me apart, Lisa.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

How is babby formed

Alternatively: My ship sails in the morning, in the morning, in the morning

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake..

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The champion stood, the rest saw their better...

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[–] Voroxpete 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Here's a llama there's a llama and another little llama, fuzzy llama funny llama, llama llama duck

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