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[-] [email protected] 147 points 4 months ago

I’m no botanist, but shouldn’t it be giving birth to a baby skellington?

[-] [email protected] 42 points 4 months ago

I am a botanist, and yes, yes it should

[-] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

Can confirm
Source: i was the skellington

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

As an expert on skellington gestation, I must confirm this.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago

The baby skeleton is inside a fleshy protective layer that will be shed later.

[-] [email protected] 106 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I'm glad my mom has skin and other organs.

[-] imaqtpie 73 points 4 months ago

Wow, look at mr. dermally privileged over here. Born with a semi-permeable membrane protecting your vital organs. Must be nice

[-] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago

You know you're just propagating the evil skeleton stereotype with that attitude, buster.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Hey, I'm not anti-skeleton. Though she does have early osteoporosis so hers is letting her down...

[-] [email protected] 48 points 4 months ago

Are there any doctors in the house? Because I'd swear that looks like they used the model of a male skeleton here.

[-] [email protected] 82 points 4 months ago

I'm a doctor and I can tell it's right because there's no penis bone.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

So you've confirmed that the skeleton is probably human then, and not a primate?

[-] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

is probably human then, and not a primate?

In the same way that a sparrow is not a bird

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

My reply was more about humans not having a penis bone, although most primates do.

[-] [email protected] 56 points 4 months ago

It is actually a male skeleton based on the pelvic bone. If this is indeed a female skeleton, then the woman will not survive giving birth to this child due to Trauma induced Post partum hemorrhage due to Lateral diameter insufficiency in a female with Android pelvis. I would have sent her to C section as soon as she went into labour, preferably even before that.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Thank you for that! I'm a computer tech, so the furthest thing from having any real medical knowledge, but I've seen enough to think that those dimensions just looked really wrong and comparisons to real skeletons online just seemed to reinforce that belief.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago

So that's why they call it a miracle.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago

Sending this to my pregnant friend

[-] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The bones usually make a bit more place during pregnancy... and this skeleton looks male.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

It looks female to me. Look at the pubic arch.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Oh, I'm looking.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Did you just assume that skeleton's gender?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Somebody made a graphic of 3 year old me's understanding of childbirth...

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

That is not a normal position right

[-] [email protected] 54 points 4 months ago

My wife gave birth like this, right on the living room floor and my daughter came out in an egg. The whole thing happened so quick, the midwife only arrived a few moments before she dropped, lucky as she needed to cut the egg open and get my daughter out.
Meanwhile I was lying on the sofa with a broken leg trying to stop our cat from eating everything.

[-] [email protected] 48 points 4 months ago

This would make an amazing Renaissance painting

[-] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I like how you describe her as "in an egg" lol. She was still inside the amniotic sac. The majority of the time, the amniotic sac ruptures prior to delivering the baby. The baby is delivered first and then the placenta follows soon after. But when both are delivered together with the sac entirely intact, it has a special name called an "en caul" birth.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago

Legend has it that babies born en caul, or "in their waters" will never drown at sea.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Lemmy, educational as always

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Better Caul Saul

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Hell yeah brother

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Can one say your daughter's a cute chick? Does she still squawk from time to time?

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Off-topic, but do you put that license link in your comments as a way to say that you don't agree with them being scrapped for commercial usage?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

The link is giving me a "couldnt_find_post" error

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Yeah. I don't know why but I also can't open it, shared it using Jerboa. But the reason is basically AI scraping and that AI/LLM's can spit out their training data so that notice could show up there. They provided this article: https://stackdiary.com/chatgpts-training-data-can-be-exposed-via-a-divergence-attack/

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

This was a very interesting read, thanks for the link.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

Hammer, meet head of nail 👍 Specifically commercial AI usage.

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[-] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago

It's one you can use. The position we normally see is actually not really all that great for childbirth. It generally leads to more tearing, but doctors use it for easy access. Squatting or bent over like that can be easier and more comfortable for the woman. It's just harder to get all up in there to see what's going on.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Its not abnormal. I'm no midwife, but I recall from my childbirth class, its one of a few main positions used.

https://www.lancastergeneralhealth.org/health-hub-home/motherhood/your-pregnancy/5-different-birthing-positions-to-try-during-labor

[-] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Sunny side up!

That baby is positioned upside-down. They should be facing backwards, then the back of the neck pivots against the pubic bone during delivery.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Very normal. My partner gave birth in this position. The stirrups position is abnormal and often worse.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

I think you're talking about the position of the baby in the womb, right? Not the woman? Normally yeah, the baby would be facing the other way (still headfirst)

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

This is the one thing this post gets right. Hands and knees is better because then the baby can move downward, if you are on your back you have to push it up and out.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Be right back. I gotta call my mom.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

["Mississippi Queen" plays]

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