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[-] [email protected] 71 points 4 months ago

Markup languages are just declarative programming at its best

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Mostly it's a Word doc with extra steps.

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[-] [email protected] 64 points 4 months ago

For the common folk working with a markup language is programming.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago

For all intents and purposes, a markup document is a script that outputs a document. There's no point in saying the HTML isn't a programming language. Not all languages have to be general purpose.

[-] [email protected] 40 points 4 months ago

The bar for me is whether the language describes an executable program that has state and control flow.

You could perhaps be generous and describe the DOM as a (write-only) state and the parser as a control flow. I don't, personally.

HTML is just a data container format to me. Belongs with the likes of XML, JSON, JPG, PNG, GIF, MP3, MOV, etc.

The umbrella term I'd use for all of these is "coding". That's the skill of understanding structured languages and format specifications, and understanding how you can and can't piece things together to make something coherent. This is a critical requisite skill to programming. But programming is more.

Programming is the art of juggling of state and control flow in clever ways to trick funny rocks into computing something you don't know. It doesn't need to be general purpose, but I would argue it indeed needs to have a purpose. It has to be something more than just a pile of declarations you know from the outset. Otherwise it's just structured data.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

The umbrella term I'd use for all of these is "coding".

Saying "it's not programming it's coding" is like engineer "it's not dirt it's soil" levels of pedantry that are silly to expect people outside your profession to know.

Hey, maybe you are engineers after all lol

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Sure. Which is why I would only make this distinction in a place where I can reasonably expect people to know better. Like, perhaps, a niche community on an experimental social media platform dedicated to programming.

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Not really. If so, you might as well consider the stuff you can use to format a comment here on lemmy, as "programming". That's conceptually more similar to HTML as what programming actually is.

quote

some title

Ooo hyperlink

Etc.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Yes, markdown is as much programming as HTML.

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[-] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago

HTML5 + CSS3 is Turing complete, but just basic html is not.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

how does something get tested for turing completeness

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

@jackpot @KittyCat implementing a brainfuck interpreter for it is a useful method

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Just about the only good reason for Brainfuck.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

@frezik I mean that's literally it's purpose. being a minimal turing complete language.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

I could be wrong, but I don't think the creators envisioned it being a basis for easily proving the Turing Completeness of other languages, but it did. They were more thinking "how can I have the most fucked up language in the smallest package and still be Turning Complete?"

[-] xmunk 10 points 4 months ago

By building a simulated Turing machine, usually... or at least by demonstrating that all the components to do so are available.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago

52 down: What you say if you're angry.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

to be fair, the way it's worded I can parse as "a language for web programming", instead of "a programming language for the web"

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[-] flambonkscious 3 points 4 months ago

I can only conclude it's Satan's crossword

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

It’s a markup language. There’s no debugging.

I don’t have to iterate through versions of the markup to find what works.

It doesn’t have specific documentation that is mostly the same but differs slightly on different runtimes

And it doesn’t have IO, dynamic extensibility or modularity….

Wait a second. Hmm… nah, it’s still just a markup language. Just one derived over time that feels like it was the brainchild of Satan and Cthulu

[-] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

It’s a markup language. There’s no debugging

You're not trying hard enough

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

I don’t have to iterate through versions of the markup to find what works.

<section> or <article> first? A section can contain articles, but articles can have sections.

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I'm not a programmer so I'm tending towards accepting HTML as a programming language, because it's a language you type in to make the computer do stuff. Is there maybe another example of something that does what HTML does but obviously isn't a programming language?

[-] labsin 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

A PowerPoint, word document or even a text file or picture. There is only a description in the file of what it holds and it's up to the program that reads it, how it will visualize or interpret it.

A word document or PDF would be the closest.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

To be fair to PDFs, they can contain JavaScript. Blame Adobe for that and their originally-exclusive-to-Acrobat extension for that.

[-] labsin 2 points 4 months ago

A word document can also contain a script, as can html pages. It's why I thought these two were the closest match. Nobody is going to call those programming languages.

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[-] pancakes 5 points 4 months ago

Markup language vs programming language is similar to the difference between a font and a typeface. Sure, they're different but to the layperson, they might as well be the same thing.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

The correct answer is <?ph

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I think that's just some scrabble players angry at all the non-words

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Programmer chuds get bent out of shape that HTML is the single most influential programming language ever made. Think about it, Devs post code snippets to StackOverflow, rendered in HTML. An HTML-interpreter (aka a 'Software Engineer') copy pastes the snippet, transpiles it into a Python file, Java file etc. and later in the process you get a binary.

Basic Brogrammers rage against programming behemoth HTML out of bitterness that all they are is HTML's compiler.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

So the creator of this quiz wants to be someone having their life ended forcefully, 8 letters ...

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