I feel sad for the turtle.
this post was submitted on 28 Feb 2024
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I looked it up and it unsurprisingly did not survive. :(
Did a big eagle take it for a ride and then drop it on the road to get at the yummy inside? How does this happen?
I almost wonder if it got clipped just right to be punted into the air by another car's tire while staying relatively intact and it's just a mix of a bunch of coincidences.
Most likely that's what happened.
No it just woke up one day and decided it was a bird
Imagine explaining it to your insurance in the age before cellphone cameras.
Haha still that woukd be a very creative way to fabricate a claim for a new windscreen
Jumping off a bridge because it doesn't have an understanding of fall damage also seems plausible.
Red koopas are the ones that turn around so this checks out.
It fired up the rockets and started spinning because a girl sang to it
‘Nearly decapitated’ seems a little overblown.
Damnit luigi, calm the fuck down
Her name wasn't "Vorbis" was it?
Oh come on. How much of her neck was still attached?
:(