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[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Did a big eagle take it for a ride and then drop it on the road to get at the yummy inside? How does this happen?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I almost wonder if it got clipped just right to be punted into the air by another car's tire while staying relatively intact and it's just a mix of a bunch of coincidences.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Most likely that's what happened.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No it just woke up one day and decided it was a bird

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Imagine explaining it to your insurance in the age before cellphone cameras.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Haha still that woukd be a very creative way to fabricate a claim for a new windscreen

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Jumping off a bridge because it doesn't have an understanding of fall damage also seems plausible.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Red koopas are the ones that turn around so this checks out.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

It fired up the rockets and started spinning because a girl sang to it