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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Wash your hands! This is an awful thing to contract.

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[-] [email protected] 41 points 4 months ago

What’s the 2020s without constant reminders of our immune systems being under siege?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

Did you heae about Alaskapox? That's a scary thing too.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Capitalism-virus is the part that scares me the most. :-(

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

At least it's animal spread and not human.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago

That probably explains why my wife had what she insisted was just food poisoning last week, after she puked about 5 times in a row one morning, and refused to let me take her to the clinic.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

To be fair, you shouldn't go to the clinic for norovirus. Just stay home and drink water/Gatorade when you can so you dont infect anyone else.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Gotta get a doctor's note to not go blast puke at work....

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

That's true, but don't let yourself become extremely dehydrated. My sister-in-law got norovirus last year. She was delirious, confused, and exhausted from lack of sleep and water since she couldn't keep anything down. She had to be dragged to the hospital by my mother-in-law. She was admitted, given lots of fluids, and stayed a day or two until she stabilized.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

I think so yeah. It's awful, had in in the early 2000s and spent hours in the bathroom.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Damn, that must have sucked because all you had to read back then was shampoo bottles

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Buddy I brought books to every bathroom visit in my life.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

We kept National Geographic’s and Scientific American in the John.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I've not had noro, but have had gastroenteritis multiple times recently and at no point was I in a state to read.

Have to say, very glad my bathtub is next to the toilet!

[-] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago

I think I actually just got this, got home from work yestecday and my stomach was feelin a litte upset yeah? I kept thinking it was just gas buildup but no! I started blasting liquid ass and projectile vomiting at random. I tried drinking a glass of tapwater this morning, and it all just came back up.

Not fun at all

[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Take care of yourself and feel better soon. Remember to try to keep drinking fluids and specifically ones with electrolytes. When you’re blasting out ass juice, you’re losing a lot of salts that you need.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

My SO just got back earlier with some gatorade cause they had no pedialyte left. It's the first drink I could drink without vomiting and it was so fucking nice

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Pedialyte is perfect in these situations.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Banana, rice, apple sauce, and toast. BRAT diet

Will help you recover quicker, stock up now. And get some rest. Hope your feeling better soon.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I'm staying away from most solids at the moment cause I can't keep them down. But yeah I do know about that diet cause someone in my family had to be on it for a while and will probably do the same once I can

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

That's Norwalk. Sanitize surfaces and wash your hands often.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

Norovirus is fucking horrible. I caught it probably 2007, 2008 and spent 2 days violently puking everywhere.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

2011-ish for me. I literally know the moment the Virus entered our lives, my 2yo son licked the Walmart shopping cart handle.

Kids got sick first, thankfully, they recovered quick.

The adults on other hand.... Ooof. Ever throw up so hard that you scream? Every 3-5 minutes, for days? While also violently soiling yourself from the other end due to the forceful projectile vomiting attempts.

So. Much. Fun.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Ok that is a tiny bit funny I'm sorry you got it, but lol toddlers.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Its one of those stories I will tell for the rest of my life. Bust out at weddings to embarass my kids.

My daughter self potty trained that weekend. First from the sheer trauma of overflowing her diaper from all possible angles at once. Then later from having to fend for herself and her brother for a couple of days, while her parents tried to turn themselves inside out.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Well if you can be one thing be efficient kiddo. That's marvelous.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Funny you mention it.

Scream puking is a known symptom of marijuana overuse. It's called CHS

It's bizarrely specific.

Any weed smokers out there that read "scream puke" and knew what you meant? -- cut back.

Edit: copium is cheaper than facts 🤤

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Cannabis hyperemesis ends up in ER visits a lot. I saw it many times. Cannabis is not as innocent as people would have you think.

[-] [email protected] -2 points 4 months ago

Yes, hyperactive emesis does take place in other aspects of life, indeed.

Cannabis related hyperemesis is highly controversial, and if valid, only effects a very small subset of the population, in a very obvious manner.

Nowhere is someone barfing so hard their neighbors can hear them, and thinking 'I should smoke a fattie, it'll help!'. At least not more than a few times before the lack of differing outcomes becomes apparent.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
  1. Your assumptions are wrong. First many, many people believe marijuana is a great treatment for nausea. Including those affected by CHS

  2. Cannabis hyperemesis is... Not controversial. Cope harder? NHIS isn't one for controversial diagnoses. They're, in fact, an authority that reports to the CDC. There is no controversy beyond your statement.

Thanks for incorrecting me.

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