Unauthorized orbital rocket launches.

Ecological warfare on a planet-wide scale

Supporting democracy!

Having eleven kings in one poker hand.

I didn't get arrested, because I suffer from a knee injury and my adventures have ended

Rotting in a Shinra prison for bombing a Mako reactor. In my defense, the new explosion graphics were great.

Climbing a mountain but dying too much along the way. Like a little too much.

Stealing villager's beds.

Throwing a stick of dynamite into the middle of a kkk meeting outside of Rhodes. Sorry, not sorry.

Using obscene amounts of violence to protect freedom and democracy across the galaxy.

Gambling fraud. I keep playing 5 of a kind Flush in Balanto and it keeps working!

Genocide

Osha violations (Portal 2)

Been playing Dorfromantik so building quaint, idyllic villages with expansive forests and streams.

Forcing thousands of grandmother's into endless work. Destroying ecosystems. Ravaging planets. Ending light itself. Enslaving Gods. And eliminating every parallel world in existence. All to make cookies. More and more. On and on and on. Universes of cookies more numerous than atoms in the cosmos.

But I'm almost done.

Disregarding all Osha violations, colonizing a planet and killing all natural life.

damm I love factorio

PC: Politely asking for and engaging in street fights with random strangers.

Mobile: Baking cookies

Web: Making paperclips

Unlicensed space travel

Elden Ring... soo.. lots of murder

Driving a giant tractor with a trailer full of soybeans the wrong way around a roundabout to deliver the soybeans to the grocery store.

Mining rocks and killing bugs. Hey we all gotta make a living

Killing Nazis

Good thing I don’t have to worry about that ever happening IRL…

Demolishing robots with a magnetic guitar-sword in beat with my rock playlist that plays in my heart.🤘

Running a 75 ton Timberwolf Battlemech.

Pretty sure just turning the thing on would be enough to get me arrested. Civilians typically aren't allowed Surface To Surface missiles, and megawatt power lasers that are effective weapons at a range of over 1000m.

I'll have a 100 ton Madcat 2 soon.

RimWorld... I'm not the type for cannibalism or human skin hats, but I do produce and sell a shitload of cocaine.

Oh, and I killed a child colonist, in this run. There was a bug in her age-up event, and the game would not let me proceed until she was... removed. I hate killing children, but since it was the end of the world without doing so, I give myself a pass this time

Driving a truck without a license and transporting goods incorrectly declared (Euro Truck Simulator 2)

Uh...is travelling through time and mass exterminating purple lovecraftian monsters with my pet bird a crime? Because if not, I got nothin

Forcing a dragon to fuck a bear?

Being too homosexual.

FFXIV

Driving a Trabant through the desert. Occasionally shooting rabid bunnies.

Space mining.

Mass murdering animals.

Doing 95mp/h in a semi down the shoulder of a highway in Colorado.

Building a house in the woods without planning permission.

Calling in a 500kg bomb to kill a few bugs.

Crushing LEGO villains and collecting silver, gold, and purple studs.

Democracy (it was helldivers)

climbing a mountain and curing my depression

Going a-víking and dismembering "a few" Englishmen...

Gunning down helpess mutants, raiders, and scavengers who happen to cross my path in a nuclear wasteland. I think I might get the chair for mass genocide.

Being an ex yakuza

MarioKart so hit and run or throwing things at other cars

Starting a cult and working people to death so that I have infinite money without having to do anything.

Edit: before you ask, no, it's not Rimworld or Cult of the Lamb

Edit 2: I wonder if anyone can guess the game

Assisting a vampire in plotting and then carrying out the murder of her father.