this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your moms boyfriend is a wise man you should do whatever he says

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

At least wiser then him

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I approve of this post (it is very funny).

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The post has been approved (it is really funny tho)

[–] Matt_Shatt 1 points 1 year ago

I approve of this reply (it is very funny)

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hate to spoil the parade but this Twitter user is of a person mocking nftbros, not an actual NFTbro

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago

yea its satire quite obviously haha

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Start calling him daddy

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wonder how all that's going. I don't care enough to check, but last I heard all the ugly monkey pictures were worth zero and the entire market had finally imploded, but these things do limp on and on, trying to turn your driver's license into some horrible new kind of shackle.

The only winners of the debacle were the two women who managed to turn the memes about them into fuck you money, and they were never seen on the blockchain again. Sometimes I wish I was actually good at capitalism, you really don't need a job if you are, money just kinda falls from the sky for you. Sigh.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It's a "grab money from naive people scheme" that allows transforming strong advertisement into money. If you have an initial supply of cash or are a big influencer in the public space, you can get money from a lot of people.

Turns out, after a while, the amount of idiots that are willing to give you their money dwindle, so the whole "market" kinda dies. Give it a bit of time and it will start pumping again.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

OP's next logical move is to have an affair with the boyfriend's mother.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Was he trying to rename it?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Trying to change ownership and permissions probably.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I chowned yo mama's pussy last night

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sent lovingly from termux.

[–] rebelsimile 7 points 1 year ago

Root access

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He wanted to run it as administrator.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Probably unzip.

[–] bernieecclestoned 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

to assert dommination, right click on your mom's pussy TWO times

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure it's just money laundering.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Plot twist: boyfriend is a Bitcoin maximalist

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