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[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I’m a geriatric millennial, and the fact that they have a playlist called “millennial punk” made me so angry. And then I looked at the full playlist and saw that there’s Bloodhound Gang and Jet on there and I got even angrier.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'd be more willing to beleive the "angry workout" playlist is actually the "getting pumped up in Iraq 20 years ago" playlist if it didn't have xxxtenacion and did have Die MF Die by Dope, considering how many saddam execution and infrared kills I saw set to that song (and now wish I didn't)

[–] InfiniteStruggle 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] InfiniteStruggle 2 points 10 months ago

Hey, you're not OP

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Die MF Die - Dope

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yoooo I totally forgot about this song. Thank you for bringing it back into my life.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I do love their cover of Rebel Yell along with Another Day and Sing. Turns out, they're still touring with Static X because Edsel Dope is now their singer too

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They didn't even mention the eggpunk chainpunk dialectic

[–] InfiniteStruggle 2 points 10 months ago

Excuse me, the what?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Subgeneres are the death of creativity

I only listen to nofi punk and Vomir

[–] sjmarf 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I found out that they have a personalised “Gyatt Mix” the other day

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Probably sounds like ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Meanwhile, only punks I care about are Cyberpunk and Steampunk. I only slightly care about Punk Rock.