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The Top 10 Punk Sub-Genres We're Pretty Sure Spotify Invented to Screw With Us (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'd be more willing to beleive the "angry workout" playlist is actually the "getting pumped up in Iraq 20 years ago" playlist if it didn't have xxxtenacion and did have Die MF Die by Dope, considering how many saddam execution and infrared kills I saw set to that song (and now wish I didn't)

[–] InfiniteStruggle 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Which song?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Darude - SANDSTORM

[–] InfiniteStruggle 2 points 10 months ago

Hey, you're not OP

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Die MF Die - Dope

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yoooo I totally forgot about this song. Thank you for bringing it back into my life.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I do love their cover of Rebel Yell along with Another Day and Sing. Turns out, they're still touring with Static X because Edsel Dope is now their singer too