this post was submitted on 21 Feb 2024
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[–] [email protected] 214 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Quality automobiles.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You've got to put it in H!

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[–] [email protected] 116 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Ah, the old merge and commit genocide.

Seen this before, we don't need a sequel.

[–] [email protected] 106 points 1 year ago (4 children)

merge and commit

Are we talking fast-forward or squash merges?

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Squash, definitely squash.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Bonus points if the different branches are all large, have a decent amount of overlap, and rely on different revision dependencies. And pushed through with minimal review or oversight.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

What does the CI/CD pipeline look like for this?

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[–] [email protected] 106 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

As an older Millennial, I keep thinking Yugoslavia still exists. And the US 9/11 attacks happened last year.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I recently watched 'robot dreams' good animation movie from 2023, setting is 90's new york. It was so strage seeing the twin towers in the background during the entire movie. But then i realized the new generation has no first hand 9/11 experience and would probably dont even notice.

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[–] [email protected] 96 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Romaina, Slovenia, ohh I wanna take ya

To Serbia, Montenegro, baby why do we go

To Bosnia, Croatia, why do we just make it

Down to Kosovo, they'll shoot you fast and you'll bleed out slow, thats how I wanna go

Get shot in Kosovo!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (9 children)

I wonder how many lemmings understand this is a Beach Boys reference.

Do they still get a lot of radio play in the USA?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Do they still get a lot of radio play in the USA?

I think it's safe to say that anyone in the USA who still listens to the radio knows the Beach Boys.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Radio?

Oh, you mean the app with the heart my mom uses?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Some people just like old music :)

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[–] [email protected] 95 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Bosnia: "Ooh, can we go to the beach?"

Croatia: "Haha, fuck no!"

[–] [email protected] 98 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Whipped up on my phone in 5 minutes

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

You think that's bad, check out Chile.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They can have Neum, as a treat.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago

Yugoslavia 2 isn't on my 2024 bingo card, but if they make the flag look cool...

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Meanwhile I'm here thinking it would be nice if the whole world was made up of countries of that size with a global alliance that will fuck up any country that starts getting all imperialistic.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"the circled region needs more countries. please break up the big ones"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I hope the Russian federation is going to look like that in some time.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Dear Mr. President,

There are too many Balkan countries. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's me writing to the US president.

I mean do we really NEED two Dakotas?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Do we even need one? I propose we give them back first

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm sure they had no idea what they were doing when they randomly circled the Balkans and presupposed that there was no problem with their proposal.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Yea, prime c/thatsthejoke material.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] Tar_alcaran 18 points 1 year ago

Bosnia less so

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

still hurts after all these years

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Anybody tell him, he should go slavia.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

do it and rename it to superfunhappyland

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do not taunt Superhappyfunland!

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

He doesn't even realize he just circled a federation within a federation

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I am a bit bothered by how the modern borders of Croatia seem like they are designed just to prevent Bosnia and Hercegovina from having a coast. I get that you can have a thin country, but they are really pushing it. Give them one beach!

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (4 children)

catchy accordion music starts playing

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Tito intensifies

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

They're not entirely wrong... Quite a bit of the division comes from pre-modern events and decisions.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the olny one that even has a chance is albania and kosovo uniting

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How did Tito keep the peace? He wasn't magical. You would think he successors could have done the same.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Oh... Oh no...

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