Ask Lemmy

Guess I'd better whip out the scarves and space berets. I'll be just fiiine.

Well, I can hunt, I guess.

We musn't speak of him. He is legend.

Not a lot changes

It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing. It's about all of us. I don't know what happened to me at that hypnotherapist and, I don't know, maybe it was just shock and it's wearing off now, but when I saw that fat man keel over and die - Michael, we don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.

Link and Shulk, doing it 69 style, would have to be involved.

Ganon with the Morph Ball upgrade would be U N S T O P P A B L E

Im okay with this, whole movies exist with this outcome, good times ahead

I came up with the spelling based on the word "pattern", and this was just a screwy way of spelling it ~30 some years ago and it's just what I've always used. I'd probably be screwed if I had to rely on it, other than finding patterns in nature can help animals stay alive, I guess? That's all I got.

People think I'm bullshitting all the time.

McDonald's stocks go up 200%

I can live off soiled bread I suppose

I stare at the wall reciting pi over and over, while my body withers, mind untethered, consumed by a mathematical void.

The best I can make sense of it is that I make my money as some sort of emo catboy vtuber. Assuming I'm not already reasonably popular, that boils down to how good a streamer I can be and the economic factors of going into the EN vtubing industry after the initial boom. And I'm already at a disadvantage because "emo catboy" is a weak concept that lacks originality.

:,(

Pretty good actually.

I'm aceing at it, sadly.

Ooo fishies

Most of them are dead, but Mr Burns has enough money to keep me going a while.

The walls are closing in...

I need to work on my temper

Seems like a fun spell

I think I'd be alright.

I guess this one is a bit of a freebie for me.

Would be nice to be buzzed all the time

The Grasshopper Mouse kills scorpions and then screams about it afterwards, so I think I'll do alright.

Not bad, especially if she comes with her ship.

Being a 'jockbox genius' means I'd be living on 'spam street', good buddy!

Monté Christo was quite skillful.

Uh oh...but if taken literally like the idea my best friend had when we were on acid and whip its, could be delectable. I'm willing to take the risk.

I now rule a highly advanced, militaristic, and xenophobic alternate reality and have psionic abilities. It's not as great as is sounds, my future wife is going to psionically teleport a gray-goo bomb into my chest at the end of the big climactic boss fight.

Porn i guess

Mecha + Magic = Mechagic Im in a magic mecha, i think im doing well

I'm mostly fine, I hope

It doesn't have to be good, right?

I'm not gonna worry about it

I try to save money anyway, so I guess it’ll be ok. At least as long as nobody needs avenged.

My name is genuinely not actually Steve so I'm good

I hope for your sake that your name isn't Jack.

Bollocks.