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Religious Cringe

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This is the official Lemmy for the r/ReligiousCringe***** subreddit. This is a community about poking fun at the religious fundamentalist's who take their religion a little bit too far. Here you will find religious content that is so outrageous and so cringeworthy that even someone who is mildly religious will cringe.

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  1. All posts must contain religious cringe. All posts must be made from a religious person or must be showcasing some kind of religious bigotry. The only exception to this is rule 2

  2. Material about religious bigots made by non-bigots is only allowed from Friday-Sunday EST. In an effort to keep this community on the topic of religious cringe and bigotry we have decide to limit stuff like atheist memes to only the weekends.

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[–] [email protected] 70 points 6 months ago (18 children)

You are a blip in history

Atheists are as old as time and predate religion as we know it

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

Oh shit, I'll be right back, got to go tell my wife and kid they're not real and it turns out I'm gay.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Not to mention, all of us atheists most likely came from religious backgrounds. Atheism isn’t fuckin genetic.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Lol fucking truth

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

How do you know you're not a mutant?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 40 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Hey! I'm not gay. I mean, yeah, I'd do Henry Cavill but that doesn't count.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

So say we all 🙏

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

It’s a bell curve.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

Question:

The reasoning in the commenter’s argument is most vulnerable to criticism on the grounds that it:

A) Incorrectly assumes that atheism is a hereditary trait that can be subject to natural selection and extinction.

B) Fails to acknowledge that the existence of atheists with children contradicts the claim that atheists do not reproduce.

C) Makes a hasty generalization that all atheists share the same sexual orientation and emotional state, without sufficient evidence.

D) Mistakenly treats antinatalism as a universal characteristic of atheists rather than a personal philosophical choice that varies among individuals.

E) Overlooks the possibility that atheism can continue to exist independently of the reproductive choices of current atheists, through the persuasion of others or change of belief over time.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago

I think they are mostly being anti-gay. Just imagine they didn’t say atheists and it makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

The whole point of the commenter is stupid because if atheists do not reproduce then every atheist is a child of a theist, hence atheism will continue to exist as long as theists exist.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

I'd say E undermines their point the most completely, whereas the others undermine their garbage argument. Based on this and not much else I'm inclined to believe that E would have the best odds of leading to a conclusive discussion.

[–] xylene 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Thirty-nine per cent of Australians now identify as non-religious, up from 30 per cent in 2016 and almost double the 22 per cent of Australians who ticked the “no religion” box a decade ago.

In the mid-1960s, less than 1 per cent of people in Australia identified as having no religion.

A blip indeed. Statistically their grandchildren are likely to be non-religious, good chance of being atheist.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Dont really want to talk rn. Just found out im gay and depressed.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Me too. We should kiss our sad gay selves out of existence. Tell my wife I'm ambivalent towards her.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

People trying to use their understanding of science to explain god. Its fair to say that we wouldn't copy their science homework.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Instead I will align my life centred around a story about a dude who sought out 12 guys to hang out with which then concluded with a supper where he asked everyone to pretend that they were consuming his body.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

Bruh this is so insane it's both tragic and hilarious at the same time

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

The meek shall inherit...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I don’t know any highly educated Christian of my generation (millennial) who is deeply religious. Even if they tell everyone that they are religious they rarely go to Church or even pray at home, and their Bible is somewhere in a box in the attic. They don’t even indoctrinate their kids with their religion. Chances are high that their kids will be atheist or agnostic. They will run the world.

Christianity is slowly dying out in the developed world at least in the parts with a good education system and where most people trust the sciences. I bet the same will happen to Islam in the west. Once the third gen muslim migrants are all dead the generations afterwards will slowly turn non-religious. End of the century the descendants of Muslims who are in the West for generations and middle class and educated will be atheist or non practicing Muslims.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

They will run the world.

The Christians are working non-stop to make sure there isn't a world for them to rule.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Ahh yes exactly how biology and psychology works . You heardbit here first people only atheists can make atheists because duh GOD and not science. I wonder why god didn't give the people who follows it brain oh i got it because then they won't follow it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Dammit. I’m a depressed gay atheist.. now I’m also a stereotype?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Wait a minute. I'm not gay.

[–] TheEEEdiot 10 points 6 months ago

You are now. Sorry. I don't make the rules.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I missed the memo too. Where do I deposit my children?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Someone needs to send him a list of Atheists. God blesses Atheists with fame, fortune, and children. If he gave up his false belief in God, he too could have a blessed life.

Arthur Miller (rich, famous, married Marilyn Monroe)

Jack Nicholson

Brad Pitt

Bill Gates

George Clooney

Warren Buffett

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

You know what, they're right. I'm gonna start sucking dick.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Wow. I’d better tell my wife that I’m actually gay that our children don’t exist because I don’t believe in Teh SkyDaddy (tm).

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

This man sounds gay and depressed

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"my empirical experiences support that, so that must be statistically correct!" Also yeah like he has never met atheist with kids...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Or atheist kids with religious nutbob parents

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I never understood how this have sense. I could be depressed because life is shit unfair and I can do almost nothing to change it. But at least I am not pretending to have an imaginary friend that solves all my problems. I think it is better to accept the reality as shit as it could be instead of lying oneself to be happier.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I mean, selection is always against antinatalism - even within early Christianity.

For example:

A woman in the crowd said to him, "Lucky are the womb that bore you and the breasts that fed you."

He said to [her], "Lucky are those who have heard the word of the Father and have truly kept it. For there will be days when you will say, 'Lucky are the womb that has not conceived and the breasts that have not given milk.'"

  • Gospel of Thomas saying 79

You see the call and response broken up into two separated parts in Luke, but the mirroring indicates they probably went together originally.

The antinatalism isn't just here, it's also in surviving fragments of a lost work followers of the above also followed:

Salome saith: Until when shall men continue to die? [...] and it is advisedly that the Lord makes an answer: So long as women bear children. [...]

And why do not they who walk by anything rather than the true rule of the Gospel go on to quote the rest of that which was said to Salome: for when she had said, 'I have done well, then, in not bearing children?' (as if childbearing were not the right thing to accept)

  • The Gospel of the Egyptians as preserved in Clem. Alex. Strom. iii. 9. 64 & 66

So there's a bit of irony in this person making fun of beliefs involving not having kids dying out when there's a decent chance the original advice of the person they intend to believe over all others was actually saying the same thing and the proponents of that group thinned out over the years since his death leaving cannonical Christianity to thrive due to literal survivorship bias.

Amusingly, this group's alleged teachings overlap with modern 'atheism' in a number of other things too, such as their inclusion of atomism into their beliefs and entertaining the rejection of intelligent design in favor of Lucretius's naturalism.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Atheist here. Successfully reproduced, still alive, and offspring will probably repeat that feat.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Until their children became gay depressed atheists and there are no grandchildren coming.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

there was an argument that was popular in the 70s about how evolution was aiming at intelligence; the breeding habits of the retarded have disproven it.

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