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Iranian navy Rear Adm. Shahram Irani declared that his country has “property rights” in Antarctica, particularly the South Pole, in a newly surfaced video.

“With regard to the South Pole, we have property rights there, and they belong to the public,” Irani said in the video of a television broadcast from last fall.

He added, “Our plan is to raise the flag there, inshallah. It is not only military work but also scientific work that needs to be carried out.”

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is now my favorite potential cause of WW3.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who the hell had "Iran colonizes Antarctica" on their bingo board?!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: [email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I always forget the syntax. Good bot!

[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Inshallah is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I remember before going to Morocco with the military being taught some customs. Inshallah was a funny one to us, because it was suggested its use had a bit of a double meaning. Kinda like "Are you going to get out there and tackle the weeds today? You said you'd do it yesterday.". And the appropriate response would be "Inshallah," which essentially meant yeah, but probably no.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It sounds like that's implicitly "Well if God literally comes down and personally commands me (if God wills) then yeah, but if not then probably no"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm wondering if he actually said the rest in English or if the author didn't want to translate the one word because it's so heavily associated with Islam? I'm leaning towards the latter and it's weirding me out halp

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

God willing has a different hit in english. I have heard people leave it untranslated.

[–] pastermil 4 points 1 year ago

Inshallah 🙏

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Military base in -80°. Uh huh.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

By the time the treaty lapses global warming will 'help' with that

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

(Wipes eyes)

(takes breath)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] xx3rawr 19 points 1 year ago

"Inshallah, the Antarctic Treaty will 'expire' in 2042. Might as well take a free claim now to hopefully make it permanent by then.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

I hope they overlap with Argentinas claim so they can do Falklands but with Iran.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I mean, it works for bankruptcy right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Iran are going to be so pissed when they find out

[–] hoshikarakitaridia 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Is that real or did he smonk too many leaves? Wth...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Maybe they got the idea from Putin when he said Russia still has ownership of Alaska

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol my guess is Rear Adm. Shahram is trolling and want to trigger the imperialists. Whenever I see the partitioning of Antarctica I think "what the fuck"

If Iran wants to do a scientific mission that's great.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Bless your heart, sweet summer child.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, if you don't have a flag, then you can't have a country. Those are the rules... that I just made up!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Cake or death!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Do they know its cold there?