Assigned Cop At Birth
this post was submitted on 15 Feb 2024
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All Cats Are Beautiful
Always cringe associated buero
Always Calling Assholes Buttholes
Aristocrats cancel another buttfucking
Goddamn that’s the third time this year
Attribute Based Access Control
It's not quite ACAB, but it is close enough that I do a double take every time I see it.
Is that Spanish?
No i am building my own language with blackjack and hookers
Is that Spanish?
Asthmatic Cat Acrobatic Bitches
this is how I read it before someone told me the acronym
What is the acronym ?
The intended use is All Cops Are Bad.
But I never read it that way. To me it's always, Assigned Cop At Birth.
Its intended use is "all cops are bastards"
... Which they are.
Acrimoniously Calloused And Bellyfed
So that's why it's called the Fediverse
Nice try, class Traitor
The latest season of the Chameleon podcast is about undercover feds and the Whitmer kidnapping suspects. Lots of recorded audio.
Alphabet Boys is another show that investigates undercover and sting ops. Last season was about Portland 2020.
Both are excellent.
[This is what they actually believe]
Who is they in this context?
Thought the McDs was fake. I hate this place.
Nothing like a little McTear Gas in the morning
The cops want so badly to look like soldiers. It makes me wonder why they didn't just join the military.
Because the military has actual training, rules of engagement, and MPs who will fuck your shit up for noncompliance.
They don’t want to be the military. They just want to cosplay as soldiers with the cool military toys, without any of the actual responsibilities.
Don't think too much about where the Iraq War veterans went.
Not the police.
Lul
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/02/14/acorn-florida-police-shoot-unarmed/
Not Iraq, but guess where?
I always assumed the psyc test for police is easier to pass.
Nice try, fedboi
The glowies.
I remember this one time I was at a hackerspace and there was this late 40s guy asking to know where "all da hackers at" like it was pretty obvious he drew the short stick at the field office, and we weren't fuckin buying it. Nobody there was a black hat by trade. I was there working on one of them useless machines for a friend's art show. It was weird but funny watching an FBI agent try to be a skinwalker.
Burt Macklin, FBI.