This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
Wagie thread?
>Be me
>Work at McDonald's and don't talk to anyone
>On fryers one day when coworker approaches me
>"Hey anon, what's fresh?"
>"Nothing much, how about you?"
He was on break and wanted some chicken.
To be fair, "nothing much" is still a valid answer for what's fresh at a McDonald's.
The freshest thing in McDonald's is the sprite, everything else is about as fresh as the body of King Tut.
So you fuckin laugh it off like normal human beans, bond over the fuckup, then tell him what's fresh out of the fryer.
Anon's social anxiety levels up.
So, Anon's just reporting that he had a casual conversation at work (which was existing for him)? Or am I missing something here?
The coworker was asking "what food is freshly cooked, as I would like to eat some on my break".
The poster misinterpreted it as "Hi, how are you doing, what's new in your life?" and replied accordingly.
Well, tbh nothing at Mac Ds is "fresh"
Thanks. That's was a suspicion I had, but I think the phrasing of that question is weirder than Anon's response. I guess the fact that Anon still stresses about it and is desperate for attention is the funny part here. I conclude, a 6/10 green text.
This is just humor though.