this post was submitted on 14 Feb 2024
145 points (96.8% liked)

News

23310 readers
3666 users here now

Welcome to the News community!

Rules:

1. Be civil


Attack the argument, not the person. No racism/sexism/bigotry. Good faith argumentation only. This includes accusing another user of being a bot or paid actor. Trolling is uncivil and is grounds for removal and/or a community ban. Do not respond to rule-breaking content; report it and move on.


2. All posts should contain a source (url) that is as reliable and unbiased as possible and must only contain one link.


Obvious right or left wing sources will be removed at the mods discretion. We have an actively updated blocklist, which you can see here: https://lemmy.world/post/2246130 if you feel like any website is missing, contact the mods. Supporting links can be added in comments or posted seperately but not to the post body.


3. No bots, spam or self-promotion.


Only approved bots, which follow the guidelines for bots set by the instance, are allowed.


4. Post titles should be the same as the article used as source.


Posts which titles don’t match the source won’t be removed, but the autoMod will notify you, and if your title misrepresents the original article, the post will be deleted. If the site changed their headline, the bot might still contact you, just ignore it, we won’t delete your post.


5. Only recent news is allowed.


Posts must be news from the most recent 30 days.


6. All posts must be news articles.


No opinion pieces, Listicles, editorials or celebrity gossip is allowed. All posts will be judged on a case-by-case basis.


7. No duplicate posts.


If a source you used was already posted by someone else, the autoMod will leave a message. Please remove your post if the autoMod is correct. If the post that matches your post is very old, we refer you to rule 5.


8. Misinformation is prohibited.


Misinformation / propaganda is strictly prohibited. Any comment or post containing or linking to misinformation will be removed. If you feel that your post has been removed in error, credible sources must be provided.


9. No link shorteners.


The auto mod will contact you if a link shortener is detected, please delete your post if they are right.


10. Don't copy entire article in your post body


For copyright reasons, you are not allowed to copy an entire article into your post body. This is an instance wide rule, that is strictly enforced in this community.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 

Alaska state health officials say an elderly man has died from Alaskapox. It's the first known fatality from the recently discovered virus.

top 13 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Are these people seriously with their naming of diseases?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Alaskapox, also known as AKPV, is related to smallpox, cowpox and mpox, health officials said.

Turns out, Alaskapox was the less bad name...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

MMMPox

Goddammit now I’ve got that Hanson song in my head. I deserve it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)

MMMPox!

indiscernible screaming

MMMPox.

cries of agony

Yeah, yeah!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

MMMPox ba duba dop Ba du pox ba duba dop Ba du pox ba duba dop Ba du.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The next pandemic is going to have a dance to go with the pop song

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Can't wait die on the dance floor.

Just kidding, it'll be alone in my bathroom.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Right? Obvious name would be Alpox

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"cat frequently scratched the patient" lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Dang, I was just planning on a trip to Alaska to get scratched by stray cats. I guess I’ll have to cancel now that this newfangled Alaskapox has popped up.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

2020 the 49ers lose the super bowl and we get covid pandemic

2024 the 49ers lose the super bowl and Alaskapox 😱

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

Hey, I’ve seen this one. This is a classic!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago