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Both. If you strip off the thick, outer skin of the shaft, the interior is moist, fleshy, and delicious. The florets are super good for soaking up flavourful sauces. I just want it all in my mouth. I love broccoli.

At a restaurant in Taiwan they'd hired a guy to do slight of hand magic at tables. He was real good and quite charming. I was asking if he had a stage name so we could keep an eye out for him and he said no but his friends called him Mr Broccoli. Our Taiwanese friend laughed and I asked why Mr Broccoli? He'd made some bad choices when younger, he explained. Ok, I still don't get it. After we finish eating our Taiwanese friend explained that broccoli is slang for a diseased penis.

Both, broccoli is a super food and I warmed to it as an adult.

I don't like broccoli.

neither

If you shave your broccoli it looks bigger, might be a good idea for a diet.

shaft

Pubes for meals. The girthy shaft for broths.

Don't care as long as it's covered in beef and broccoli sauce

I prefer the pubes but broccoli is hell good tbh. Slap that shit in a glass(lidded) container with butter and your favorite seasoning + a lil bit of water, like a sprinkle and you got yourself a tasty snack that isn't entirely unhealthy.

I also recommend throwing it in a wok with some cauliflower and olive oil with whatever seasoning you like for another very tasty snack or side dish. Cook until the broccoli is starting to get crispy