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[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

A shorter cap or tassel were absolutely out of the question here, as was a gold braided brim. That would’ve made it an admiralty fez

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

No soup for you

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Really isn't the fez ID in itself?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Not with the RFID blocker in the secret compartment

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Genus means grammatical gender. He is telling us his pronouns and I'm with him on this. Saying "my grammatical gender is masculine" makes a lot more sense than saying "my pronouns are he/him". Like, who's going to mix pronouns?

His grammatical gender is masculine and his hat gender is fabulous. That's the highest fez I've ever seen and the longest tassel. Well played, Sir.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Actually I work with someone who is she/they.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Does that literally means use she and they in each appropriate context? I've always interpreted that as meaning they're ok with one set of gendered pronouns and/or neutral pronouns, not that you're expected to contort pronoun use to neutral only in specific cases.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm not sure, they just wear a button on their lanyard that says that. So I refer to them as such. Hell, I don't care, call me whatever.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hello, Whatever, I'm dad, nice to meet you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Got 'im/'er/'em!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

she/they here, it means pick one. on the rare occasion you meet someone who has "rules" like that they'll usually let you know what to call them when.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Yeah, but it's she/they and not she/them. No mixing.

Context dependent gender also makes a lot of sense to me. Call me masculine if my sex is important to you. Wiggles eyebrows.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why blank his “passport” number? It’s not like made up shit can be used to steal his identity.

[–] prettybunnys 16 points 11 months ago

My bet is this picture originated as a “look how good mine came out” type of post somewhere else

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I love these cards. The details are different but the summary is always the same:

Complete disassociation from reality.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

May your child be a masculine genus

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Very stable genus

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Why are so many of these fuckers from Michigan? Most of the YouTube videos of these yahoos in court are Michigan. Is it like residual brain damage from the air by the car factories?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

It's true a lot of them come from there. One abducted her own kids from a child protective services visit even.

[–] Kimjongtooill 6 points 11 months ago

Maybe the lead in the water

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

The frigid northern wind blows up their nose and into their brains.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

I don't think that's his genus.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Masculine Michigan?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

It really is the Florida of the north. The "upright wang" to 'America's dong' of FL.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Mr. Human is hiiiiiiiiiiiigh