SPOILER ALERT: Bartender is a software application used to read large number of barcodes, QR codes, RFID, etc. at high speed.
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While that may be true, this is still likely an automated response built by a script that found some keywords on your profile. I still get the occasional proposition for RPG work, and I haven't touched an AS/400 in over a 20 years which my profile reflects. I haven't even touched my profile in years. But the script doesn't care about that. That's for the HR rep to filter out later if you respond.
Why you are no doubt correct; as someone who's had to support a BarTender based automated print system in a manufacturing company, this skillet need doesn't surprise me at all and is part of why the software gave me a drinking problem.
So you’re saying it would help to have both a bartender, and a bartender specialist on the team. Seems like we might be doing the bot a disservice here
Another example of corporate cost cutting, making the employees serve their own drinks.
I'm still getting weekly emails (and who knows how many linked in messages) trying to recruit me over a profile I haven't updated in a decade...aka 2 years after I entered the industry
One of these days, I'm going to set up my AI assistant to respond. Who knows, with an even playing field maybe some of them will be worthwhile
For North Italia, a pizzeria?
Also, I looked it up and the software has a capitalized T.
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Hey, don't you come round here messing up a funny misunderstanding with FACTS.
North Italia doesn't seem to be a software company.
Unfortunate name. Is Bartender well known in the programming world? I wonder if they have trouble getting candidates.
It's fairly well known in the Enterprise IT world; like others say, it does induce drinking.
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people with art degrees are horrified.
stay in your lane, software people!
Those interests usually mean you have good experience with alcohol.
And serving irish coffee, I suppose
SELECT * FROM Customers WHERE glass='empty';
...AND behavior = 'nice'?
For reference:
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You forgot to order by perceived_wealth and attractiveness desc
glass_content === 0
Invalid type assertion to “Number.” Expects one of “Customer” Traits: CUSTOMER_IS_WASTED, CUSTOMER_NEEDS_MORE_BOOZE, CUSTOMER_IS_BIG_TIPPER, CUSTOMER_IS_STARTING_A_FIGHT, CUSTOMER_IS_KEANU_REEVES
I would not fill my glass with string.
As a front end developer this makes me want to drink.
As a backend devleoper, it makes me want to blame a frontend developer for how much I drink.
We both know it's the project manager that drives us to the bottle.
Imiss my last manager, he bought the bottle.
I'm seeing at least 4 people that need to get full stack drunk together.
This exchange warms my heart
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I'm a scrum master. Drinking now. A lot
Sideshow Bob got a CS degree and now people are looking to hire him as a BartEnder
Die Bart die
Translation from German: The Bart the
Wait... they want someone skilled in HTML/CSS, Javascript and SQL?!?
I hope to fuck they're using a node backend otherwise... the client scripts running in the browser are assembling SQL?
SELECT * FROM drinks WHERE alccontent > 0.15 AND type = "wine" AND vintageyear < 2010 LIMIT 1;
DROP TABLE drinks;They want you to train their latest AI bartender
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I might be missing the joke, but Bartender is actually a real program for managing barcode readers!
All of those qualifications require that you can handle a cascade of requests and manage tables
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It is because you'll be the Ender of Barts.
Do you feel comfortable implementing pub-sub in our product?
This is why I deleted my indeed
You guys are making profiles for job sites and not just applying to companies listing there?
My current job came from tossing my profile up on indeed. My previous one from Dice, one before that from an agent who found me online.
I prefer they come to me.
I'm an uneducated pleb with a certain set of skills. But you are correct
You could say the bar for a tech job is high..
Is SQL not a good skill to have? I'm an extremely strong sql writer in a senior position, but was going to test the waters soon.
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