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[+] [email protected] 269 points 5 months ago

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[-] [email protected] 51 points 5 months ago

A tip for (more or less) cleaning up jpeg artifacts:

Selective Gaussian Blur

[-] [email protected] 56 points 5 months ago

Isn’t part of the charm of memes the shitty compression artifacts?

[-] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago

It is a metric to judge the age of the meme by.

Internet historians love em!

[-] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago

I was in a Glam/prog rock fusion band called Selective Gaussian Blur. We were positively atrocious.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

Now that truly is a band name right there

[-] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

At least you weren't negatively atrocious. That would be bad.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

We did have SOME standards, after all!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Memes should be stored in vector format rather than compressed pixels 🙈

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

But what about photo based memes?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

They should be stored in hard copy in a safe deposit box on the outskirts of Mumbai.

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I wonder, is there and algorithm to check how many times an image was reposted solely based on the artifacts? 🤔

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[-] [email protected] 73 points 5 months ago

There is a YouTube series "Odd One Out" by Jubilee with that premise, not necessarily gay but other social groups as well. In one episode, there really were only Odds and no one how was what they pretended all to be

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Started watching it based on your comment. It’s mid, but good enough to watch and can be funny. I am hoping it picks up a bit though.

[-] [email protected] 66 points 5 months ago

What if there are zero straight men at the end?

[-] [email protected] 53 points 5 months ago

You both win an all-expenses-paid romantic getaway with your new soul mate/fellow contestant.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

[-] [email protected] 43 points 5 months ago

This would be a nightmare because I have no idea what the signals look like.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago

Are you swinging clockwise or counter clockwise?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

What signals?

[-] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago

Maybe the ones that ping on "gaydar"?

[-] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago

Gaydar is a 1312 kHz signal.the encryption is specified in ISO: 11919

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Had a girl one time tell me she has perfect gaydar. Asked her if I was and without skipping a beat she said “yeah you are”…. Spoiler: I’m not.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

FRIENDZONED

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Luckily she was just a friend of mine who was already married. But her look when I said that I’m not was priceless.

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[-] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago

This is brilliant.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

So when one of them is voted off, does a screen plate report the exiled contestant is gay? Because if they're all typical straights and the comedy is based on them being at least a bit homophobic.

This reminds me of classic USMC gay chicken, which seems to be a conspiracy to turn all our fresh trained marines ~~totally gay~~ questioning.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago

So it's gay Werewolf?

[-] zarkanian 11 points 5 months ago

I saw that movie.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

which movie is that? The Fandom (2020)?

[-] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago

Do it with girls and I'd watch it

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Do a gay show and a lesbian show. I'll watch both

[-] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

If all the men are straight, the game will end after one week no matter who gets voted out (and everybody except the one guy who's worst at acting gay gets $1M).

I guess that's not a problem, as long as the folks making it are okay with it being a one-off special and not a series.

[-] Voroxpete 16 points 5 months ago

No, it ends when you're down to two people. That's ten people who have to be voted off, so ten weeks of TV.

Then you reveal the premise to the last two guys, and tell them that they have to roshambo for the prize money.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Once a week someone gets outvoted, until 2 are left, or the straight man is out

(emphasis added)

If they're all straight, then the straight man is necessarily voted out the first week.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I'm only getting into semantics because you are - that statement is singular and definite, therefore it can only be taken to have one of two meanings:

A) a given straight man is selected at the start, and once he is voted out it ends.

B) it ends once the final straight man is voted out, as at that point he would be the straight man. This can never occur as he would win by being the only one remaining, so there would be no vote for him to vote himself out.

If they're all straight without a single selection at the start, then there is not a definite straight man, and even if there is one selected at the start there's only a 1/12 chance he gets voted out first.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Nah, let them play a game of chicken.

The one doing the most gay thing wins. See how far both of them would go.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Suddenly it just becomes "who'll make a gay porno for 7 figures?"

The answer is everyone.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

Gay chicken orgies?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

...but 20 dollars is 20 dollars

[-] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

The more time that passes between each repost is more time for the premise to be less "2005 dude-bros can't fathom being unmasculine for a second" and more "when did Troye Sivan write this?"

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I would be voted out so fucking quick and I‘m proud of it.

Edit: Oh fuck my dumbass misread this and thought gay people would be voted out

[-] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago

Weird thing to brag about.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago

Big "I'm not gay! I'm not gay!" Energy lmao

[-] alignedchaos 8 points 5 months ago

Who do you feel the need to convince of this? Yourself? Lol

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Big "I'm gay I'm gay!" energy in that edit

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

https://youtu.be/wft1q5OgynI

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I feel like it would work better as a show with like 5 gay men. That way you get reaction shots of gay men judging straight men trying to act gay, and things actually progress romantically. I feel like anyone who thinks they are the one straight guy might just act like a sexually conservative gay man, the pressure will be on when people start talking about things getting more sexual.