this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2024
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Gonna see a lot of these athletes drop dead super early. But thats okay, because a Billionaire already got to see them compete. Gross.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

You'd think watching a bit of Wrestling would give them their "steroids and early death" fix.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Just like the good old days of the Roman empire.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Steroids should be mandatory.

But really, shitload of athletes already use peds. Look at the tour de France. Some years you have to go past the top 10 to find the first guy whose title wasn't stripped for doping. Crazy billionaire wants to make a dedicated doping league? Sure, genuinely don't care enough to fight it. We can't even keep regular football players' brains from turning to mush, why not say fuck it and turn the dial to 12.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

That thumbnail looks like mahogany bread rolls.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

That thumbnail looked very confusing cropped on Voyager app

[–] tquid 3 points 11 months ago

It’s been a joke for easily 30 years. It still is one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Honestly, it would make sense to have a new category for drug assisted athletes. Those who want to stay clean can do so in the Olympics without the pressure to join the winners who everybody knows are taking drugs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago