will "spanks" be the new "slams"
this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2024
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I'm here for this. Make every headline as horny as possible.
Trump Appointed Judge ANALY PENETRATES DeSantis After Latest Political Move.
I prefer "legal daddy" over "judge", much more horny
What are you doing step legal daddy?
Political headlines have graduated from Pokemon battles to BDSM.
Only if you’re a Republican and you secretly like it.
They're only allowed to use it figuratively once for each time it's used literally.
God I hope so. I'm also open to binds and gags, paddles, and dominates sexually.
"Pegs"
"Sounds"
If we could start framing all politicians as chided babies, that'd be nice
Maybe spanks will be the new slams, who knows? Heres what I know for a fact though. These comments criticizing reporters for using superlatives are super effective at taking the target off ron desantis' back and putting that target directly on the messenger (the reporter). We now have a whole thread discussing the reporter rather than holding a fascist with real power in the real world accountable. Whether intentional or not people doing this are deflecting blame and carrying water for ron desantis. Whats important here? That a politician is using their position for immoral, unethical, and perhaps illegal acts or someone tangential to that whole situation used a silly word? Reminds me of a bunch of 7 year olds looking up "sex" in the dictionary and giggling.
(:squints eyes:) ..spanks?
Yeah, spanks means you get unlimited number of times violating the constitution and the federal/state government has to keep cleaning up your mess using our tax dollars.
Great. Now charge DeSantis with violating Warren's constitutional rights.
Impeach! Impeach!
She should spank him so many times. Spank him so hard that Seminole natives are birthed through his big nipple holes.
I've just got to say, coming to this comment after having a bunch of genocide apologists piling on me was exactly what I needed. So thank you
It shouldn't be surprising that a Trump appointee is doing things to hurt an opponent of Trump
DeSantis is no longer an opponent of Trump, they both support one another now.
Well, I suppose with his head that far up Trumps backside he would offer some amount of support, but Trump isn't supporting shit. Well, maybe the spray tan and girdle industry.
Anyone who truly believes that Trump will support them is an idiot. Trump cares only for himself.
Disney will just use this to point at a "pattern of behavior"
Judge FISTS desantis