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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Lady, you got creampied by Casper. Eat the L.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

"I feel so Bevvy....."

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

L? Ectoplasm starts with an E.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Samantha Carter: "You blow up one star..."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

McKay blew up a solar system. Well more like four fifths of one... It's not an exact science

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)

look i’m just gonna say it

i would have fucked that ghost too

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Beverly did nothing wrong!!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

It is as that one streamer always says. If you build a thousand bridges and you suck one cock, you will not be known as a bridge builder, but as a cock sucker.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That joke has been around a lot longer than streamers.

You build a hundred bridges you're a bridge builder.

You lay a million bricks, you're a bricklayer.

But you suck one dick...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I’m pretty sure the sheep version is older than England…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Scotland and Wales.

England fucked goats.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The trick is to suck a thousand cocks so it's no longer noteworthy.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!

[–] Plavatos 2 points 9 months ago

Could take a while depending on the mean suck time. Maybe use a middle out algorithm?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

At one time.

[–] HerbalGamer 5 points 9 months ago

"The Cocksucking Bridgebuilder"

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago

I like this version better than the goat version.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I did love the random bridge crew people that we would never see again. One time they had One of the daughters from Cosby at the helm and she had like two lines.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Whoa, no way! You remember which episode that was?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

I want to say it was best of both worlds maybe? I'm blanking. It was a little later that's for sure

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

you fucking broke a planets weather control system bev tell the entire story

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

It's funny, because she actually was called "the dancing doctor" and wanted to escape that title.

She sure did, so way to go, Ghostfucker

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

When did Bev blow up a borg ship? She was badass in First Contact, btw. She took charge of all the bad shit when Picard was flipping out in the ready room.....

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

When did Bev blow up a Borg ship?

In descent, the finale of the 6th season of TNG

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Also one of the more practical looking Borg ships.

Still weirdly angular, but more befitting most other species.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Why shouldn’t a spaceship just be a cube though? There’s no air in space. CUBE.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

It worked for the Vogons, right?

"On this particular Thursday, things were moving through the ionosphere many miles above the surface of the planet. Several huge yellow slab-like somethings, huge as office blocks, silent as birds, they hung in the air exactly the same way that bricks don't."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

There's an air in space museum

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

The "new girl" is Ensign Taitt. I know from opening way too much of the Decipher Star Trek Collectible Card Game back in the day.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Honestly I had no idea who she was when that geriatric woman turned up in Picard. I watched a lot TNG as a child but lost all memory of her.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (3 children)

She's who they got to replace Pulaski in seasons 1, 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I liked Pulaski. I said it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I loved Pulaski. She was the only character who actually showed real development. She started thinking Data was just a machine and ended up accepting him as a fellow crewmember by the end of the season. Yes, she was abrasive. So was McCoy. So was The Doctor. People didn't like it because Crusher wasn't abrasive.

Also, Diana Muldauer is awesome, which is why she was on TOS as two other characters as well.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I disapprove of you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Absolutely Savage.

Couldn't possibly disagree more, but I love it anyway.

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