this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2024
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Greentext

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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 6 months ago (3 children)

More like /c/ThatHappened, amirite?

[–] [email protected] 70 points 6 months ago (2 children)

That's all of 4chan. I look at it as a creative writing website.

[–] can 7 points 6 months ago

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Rght at the top.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 6 months ago

Surely, you don't think OP lied about walking the dinosaur.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You must be new to greentexts

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Because of course they happened. Silly goose!

[–] Gullible 15 points 6 months ago

If those things didn’t happen then I couldn’t justify my bigotry and the social black hole I threw myself into. They definitely happened and I’m oppressed, right? Right? I’m right, right??

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

I mean all greentext is real and straight. It's the law.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago (1 children)

“Oh hey, black looks even better!”