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[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Vermont Canna-Cheddar Ale Soup

This soup is a love letter to the Green Mountain State in a bowl. Vermont is known for its world-class cheddar cheese, and for being one of the OG states to embrace the cannabis lifestyle. This creamy, rich soup pays tribute to the newly legalized state in the best way possible.

Ingredients:

4 slices of bacon
4 tablespoons of cannabutter
½ cup of onion (minced)
¼ cup of carrot (minced)
¼ cup of celery (minced)
1 small bay leaf
cup of all-purpose flour
1 (12-ounce) bottle of ale
2½ cups of milk
1 (14-ounce) can of chicken broth
1 teaspoon of dry mustard
1 pound of sharp cheddar cheese
Salt and pepper to taste
Directions:

Cook bacon on stovetop, and set aside. Crumble when cool enough to handle.
Melt cannabutter in a large saucepan over medium heat. Add onion, celery, carrot, and bay leaf; stir continuously until vegetables are tender and translucent (about 4-5 minutes).
Add flour, and stir for about three minutes.
Pour in ale, and whisk for about two minutes until bubbly and thickened. Whisk in milk, dry mustard, and chicken broth. Bring to a simmer, while stirring frequently.
Lower heat, and add cheese one small handful at a time while whisking. Keep stirring until the cheese is fully melted, but don’t allow the mixture to boil.
Remove from heat, and discard bay leaf. Garnish with bacon and a sprinkle of cheddar cheese.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

You seem to really want people to know what you taste like...

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

I want you inside me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Vanilla soy latte, a.k.a. Three Bean Soup

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Everyone actin like theyre not already a potential soup ingredient. Primate stew.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Long pig bacon and tater chowder.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Corn flakes. Fight me if you think cereal isn't soup.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

With sliced bananas

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Mushroom soup - my entire existence is based on being kept in the dark and fed shit.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Hot water soup that had dried herbaceous leaves soaked in it. Also I would come in a cup.

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for some reason i feel like i would be broccoli-cheddar

i dont even like broccoli-cheddar soup...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I'd like to believe that I'd be a dandelion and chickpeas soup. It's a bit bitter, but less than it looks like; rather unimpressive and without "woosh", and frankly weird, but filling.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Some days I feel like I'd just be boiled water. But today's a good day and I think I'm more like tomato soup. Not terribly exciting, but familiar and satisfying. And sometimes you can find whole basil leaves in me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Two olives and a slice of prosciutto floating in a Bloody Mary.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This just made me think... What exactly defines a soup vs beverage? Solid matter? A bloody Mary is a soup. I'd like to be a bloody Mary.

But in reality I'd probably be cream of something soup, which now sounds more like a terrible beverage than a soup.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Do stews count? I'd be Brunswick Stew. Growing up in Virginia, my mother had me convinced that Brunswick Stew was made with meat from the rare and elusive Brunswick (a distant cousin of the jackalope).

[–] Gullible 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Mushroom soup. I already question whether I’m an animal purée wrapped in a thin film. It’s a simple transition.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I already question whether I’m an animal purée wrapped in a thin film.

Brand new sentence?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What's the most disappointing kind of soup? Something that starts off seemingly with promise but massively fails to live up to the hype? That's what I'd be.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Somehow, slightly burnt

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Tomato soup. I eat so much of them, that I've practically already achieved this goal.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Makes me want to try a fusion dish with IASIP and make Hot Rumham Water

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[–] LopensLeftArm 3 points 10 months ago

Lobster bisque

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Something that's hella cheesy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I'd be cheddar bacon potato soup.

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[–] thelsim 3 points 10 months ago

Dutch pea soup: savory and mushy. Perfect for cold winter months.

Also, I can call myself snert. Which is just an objectively funny name :)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I love asparagus soup, so probably that one.

I also stink, much like asparagus.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Stone.

I'm a community project.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Chicken tortilla soup.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Couch potato soup.

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