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this post was submitted on 25 Jan 2024
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You don't have rape dwarfs where you're from? Man are they annoying.
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When anon confuses the melatonin and PCP.
The rape dwarf. Much like their relative, the mechanical gremlin, they can achieve climax only by disrupting their eponymous act. Often found roaming churchyards, their small bodies may deceive their usual quarry.
This one hit a bit too close fur me
He really should be using 7.62x51 / .308 to get that extra penetration so he can hit the rape dwarf through multiple walls if necessary.
If there's anything they understand, it's extra penetration.
Turning cover into concealment since 1952
I always keep a handcranked ZSU-23-2 at hand for just this occasion.
23×152mm armor piercing incendiary tracer gets the job done every time. No need to fire a fourth burst of 60 rounds.
Maybe it's a .357 sig, perfect for wallbangs