this post was submitted on 21 Jan 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 8 months ago

…I wouldn’t even know how to start explaining.

I gotchu, anon. Repeat everything from “suddenly remembered…” to “…know I’m laughing.” EZFPZ

[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago

like a cat using up one of its nine lives.. whatever made her laugh is now her lucky charm or something..

[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago

Just take the credit and move on. Truth is not worth it

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Everything goes quite what

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Anon is quite quitting.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -1 points 8 months ago

Jar Jar Binks anon

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I felt similar when my co-workers think I'm a closet cislesbian instead of a transchick.

[–] FreshLight 1 points 7 months ago

Anon cried and now he's trying to make up a ~~fake~~ ToTallY REaL story that he isn't going to tell anyone to make himself feel better