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[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Delivery driver threw pizza at suspects during attempted carjacking

"your pizza delivery driver is probably the bravest guy in the world,” one resident said. “He deserves all the applause that he can get.”

No thanks to the worthless ass cops:

Middletown Police attempted to stop the vehicle, but it continued until it reached New Haven. Once in New Haven, police said, the vehicle stopped and four people got out and fled. A police K9 track was conducted, but they did not find any suspects.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Then they arrested the delivery driver for possessing two grams of marijuana and they lived happily ever after.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I think in a utopia the people who choose to be delivery drivers would be ideal first responders. Good under pressure and are all about feeding strangers while driving fast.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

Needs some red to symbolize both the blood spilled in the effort to deliver our pizzas, as well as the sauce on the pizzas themselves.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Pizza Delivery Persons Lives Matter (PDPLM), it doesn't quite roll off the tongue and may need some work shopping.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Pizza Couriers Matter! PCM^TM^

Your are welcome

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

But. But. All lives matter!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

All live matter, but some matter more than others.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

And those Pizza Couriers bring me food, so their lives matter more!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Bread lives matter?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

I back the bread

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Domino's drivers are the REAL boys in blue.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

The thin dough line