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[–] [email protected] 167 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, $2?

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

in 15 years when we can't grow bananas anymore this meme will finally die

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Or when people figure out that bananas actually cost ~20¢ each and not $2, lol

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It has an organic sticker on it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Organic bananas are actually very reasonably priced. Usually only about $0.10 a pound more.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would buy organic bananas, but someone decided that they need a ring of packing tape around them, so I can't separate the 2 or 3 that I need from the bushel of 6.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I believe the implication is that $2 would be a fair price to pay for a banana if it weren't for imperialism exploiting the workers where they grow

[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You guys pay almost 2$ for a single Banana? Looks like the people on both sides get fucked by the rich.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

When I worked at Walmart, bananas were the number one selling item at $.68/pound. Then, for a week, someone set the price to $.68/banana. So a whole bunch went from like a dollar and some change to like $7 on average. Instantly killed the sales until they went back to per pound. When I was asked to change the price sign, I asked if it was a mistake and they told me no.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I live in Maryland. I can get like 5 bananas in the middle of winter for $2.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Fun fact: At least here in Germany, supermarkets almost lose money on bananas. They can't raise the prices because the price of bananas is so ingrained into people's minds that an increase would implicitly signal "expensive store" even if all the other prices stayed the same.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They're like $0.35 at the grocery store here. They're even cheaper in more affordable areas.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

Pretending this is the case, I would prefer not subjugating entire peoples for cheap shit.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"I don't see how I benefit from imperialism" typed the misguided asshole trying to make people feel guilty into his phone ironically powered by a lithium battery that was mined via slave labor provided by (drumroll) imperialism.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

But bananas are :D

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