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Apple CEO Tim Cook's total pay drops to $63 million for 2023.::Apple today published its annual proxy statement for investors, revealing a number of details about executive compensation, shareholder proposals, and more. Notably,...

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[–] [email protected] 108 points 11 months ago (22 children)

If you figure each engineer costs apple $250,000 a year, that’s the equivalent of 250 engineers. Could you imagine what apple could accomplish with 5 extra engineering departments? In what world is this one guy worth that much?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Our world!

You know, the Clown World timeline!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

If we use our own criteria to evaluate Apple's success (and wage distribution), then it makes no sense from its very beginning. Just like with any company. EDIT: not started by us

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I'm pretty sure that you could use one of those departments to fully automate management. Just go full data-driven and tie salaries to revenue. The engineers can take it from there, they're plenty smart

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[–] Ghyste 50 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Poor bastard. It's going to be a challenge living on an eight digit salary, making more in half a day than I do in a year...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

a year? i don't make that much in 10!

i could live a whole long life with what this guy makes in a week.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You make less than 9k a year? Are you a teenager, or living in a low cost country?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I tend to exaggerate, but my actual income is just under €12,000 a year. Adult german but can't work full time for health reasons. But even with a average income here you would rarely go over 25.000€, which is still a joke in comparison what this guy makes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The average annual wage in Germany is 45k

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

thats gross salary. i mean net salary.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Holy shit you guys pay a lot of taxes.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

yeah, but to be fair, we get a lot of free shit for it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

* already paid for shit

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That poor, poor man. My heart goes out to him.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

He's about to quit Netflix and avocado toasts SMH

[–] [email protected] 43 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Poor guy. Better start a gofundme right now.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You could buy an Apple branded polishing cloth. Pretty much the same as a donation.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I would but I'm afraid my android phone is not on the list of compatible devices 😞

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I bet he still tastes great with some BBQ sauce on. Eat that fat cunt.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Would it even be cannibalism? I'm pretty sure all the billionaires are some form of reptiles.

[–] PinkPanther 21 points 11 months ago

Oh no, how will he live? He better pull himself up by the bootstraps and stop eating avocado toast.

Eat the rich!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

Better cut down on the avos then

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

Is Tim Apple going to be okay?

[–] Mandy 17 points 11 months ago

On no, poor man, how he can survive on this small Salaray which is more money than all of us in the comments will collectively see in our life in this miserably dystopia.

My cold dead heart goes out to the reptile.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Pffft, look at this loser over here, only making $63 million. Maybe he'll have to start cutting back on the avocado toast to make ends meet now.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

That's why we don't see him wearing a vision pro. The poor guy can't afford it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Someone make him a gofundme

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Thots and preggers

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

He's almost too poor for having a private army now.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

waaay less of a drop than apple's prestige and UX quality since jobs

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago
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